the type of girl you invite over at 12 in the morning for sexual interactions when you’re drunk and have no other options. Can be hot or ugly but typically are skinny white trash with blonde hair, long ass fake eyelashes, and a belly button piercing. Usually have numerous bodies and hookups on their record. Also prefer african american males.
Guy 1: bro it’s getting so late no girls are coming over now
Guy 2: don’t worry i got slums on the way
Guy 2: don’t worry i got slums on the way
by jzem July 31, 2024

When four people live, eat sleep and shit in the comfort of 16-seat minibus in excess of two nights accompanied by our good friend MICKEY FINN!
"Man...its a slum-armageddon in here
"
"MICKEY FINN"
"Come on, lets just slum it for one more night"
"
"MICKEY FINN"
"Come on, lets just slum it for one more night"
by Mickey Finn Nigger June 27, 2008

I'm going downtown to push some slum.
by Mac Mike November 23, 2019

The fecal mass that escapes your rectum after spending the night with your poor black friend and eating half a brick of government cheese.
by Crusty Blumpkin February 9, 2024

The female version of slumlord -- the see the reference up male and female Lordship in the UK and Landlord who makes a profit off not fixing the apartment. Usually a Karen who is xenophobic and wouldn't understand who lives paycheck-to-paycheck. Often MO of them is a bit of a golddigger too.
That Slum-Dutchess got educated from a Diploma Mill and tapped a vanity press to make herself seem legit but when noticed she had been raised in a Sundown Town and chased out of Joliet.
by illinoishorrorman April 22, 2022

by The Church of Charlie January 16, 2015

by Strun strun June 28, 2021
