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skitching the wagon

A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.

Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
by David Davids0n March 3, 2010
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Snitch Master

one who has made a name for him/herself by running his/her mouth about and to the wrong people.

Best used out of context.

for other variations refer to "Snitchy, Snitch Queen, Snitch Bitch (only to be used when talking about old ladies), Snitchy Jones and Snitchy McSnitcherson."
"yo check out dat gurls turquoise slacks!" - Ryan
"she's walkin like a snitch master!" - Cara
"real talk, dusty" - Ryan

or

"bro, i got this snitch waiting in my crib" - Connor
"real talk?!" - Matt
"nah son, but on the real, can i hit you up for some bertolli and im tryin to jump bones" - Connor
by Matt (dusty) Smith July 19, 2010
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slicha

(n.) Sorry, from Hebrew (סליחה). Also "excuse me."
Customer: Slicha, where is the bathroom?

Waiter: Down the stairs behind the picture of the Moses cat.
by Men A. Hem November 8, 2011
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Slytch

A person that is able to combine features of both a sly and a snitch. Can also be explained as a slying snitch or a snitch that slies. Can be used as a verb, adverb, adjective etc
Tsid is such a slytch!
by Ms.Mark November 22, 2014
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Snitch

A blue alien with pointy teeth. Also a paper cutout that hides in a phone case.
Hey! Let's watch Lilo and Snitch!

Gimme that paper Snitch

Uh, Snitch why are you hiding in my phone case?
by Invisible.strudel November 12, 2019
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Slithered Fat Timmies

Hella coo people coming from mixed backgrounds. Vegetarian carnivores who are simply complicated, predictably unpredictable, and always witty AF. They practice Melatonin dreaming after several cups of espresso made from the leaves of ivy.
Those slithered fat Timmies KNOW what is happening.
by amnesiaivy January 29, 2020
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sitcho

(verb - slang)
To strongly encourage a person to briskly sit down and remain seated.
You need to sitcho butt down in that chair.

I told you to sitcho self down.
by DivaVocals August 31, 2020
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