shitty end of the stick

Phrase used to describe bad luck or victimization.

They were reorganizing our department and I got the shitty end of the stick.

by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006

Shiten Stick

A Stick of Shit, being used as a Dildo.

The Shit Stick is often paired with a bit of water in a mold, to Harden and use better.

Man: "So I was thinking... I think we should experiment a little?"
Wife: "What were you thinking of?"
Man: "Just a little Shiten Stick?"
Wife: "Ew what the fuck?"

by BunPickleCheese1 February 1, 2022

gobble a shitty stick

to slide your stick in and out a juicy rectum until it gets a nice patina. Then (and only then) it may be gobbled like a roast while you go "mh ya, you like to gobble that thing huh?" and she goes "mhh ya tastes so good.. could gobble all night long"

Na you ma girlfrend! A wont letyou gobble a shitty stick like that!

by mariaaa February 10, 2008

stick her in the licker while you hit her in the shitter

to put your dick in a woman's pussy, while another man is fucking her in the ass

Man she looks good, Ie you hit her in the shitter"ll stick her in the licker while you hit her in the shitter!

by lick it 69 February 21, 2019

shitty stick

an expression similar to not touching a person of the opposite sex 'with a 10ft barge pole'
a metaphorical stick describing the action of fighting off the advances of another person that is not phsyically attractive.

Drunk man: Hey man, that chick looks hot, go chat her up
Not so drunk man: Are you kidding me?! i wouldn't touch her with a shitty stick

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 25, 2004

Like shits on a stick

The phrase “like shits on a stick” is to be used when there is an awkward silence in a conversation.

*the convention ends*
*awkward silences*
Jim: like shits on a stick
Bob: *questions his existence*

by Fredricisthebest56 January 26, 2019

shitting my stick

It is another way of saying "are you kidding"

Wife: my water broke
Husband: "are you shitting my stick"

by Lizzzssss July 21, 2017