Skeeter

Code word forgetting out of awkward situations. When you’re on a bad date simply call your friend and ask to get a skeeter! Perfect slang!

Kelsey: How’s the date?
Rylee: This dude ate my pickle off my plate without asking, he’s a bad dude I swear

Kelsey: That sucks, this is why you shouldn’t go on tinder dates Rylee
Rylee: whatever can I just get a Skeeter?
Kelsey: of course ill be there soon
Rylee: Thank you, oh yes baby

by Oh yes babyyy March 7, 2023

Skeeter-tot

The word is derived from skeet, to nut, and toddler. It refers to a younger girl that is hot, usually bordering on the legal limit. She is too young to be caught with by your friends for fear of ridicule, but maybe not so young that it is illegal to rail.

When I go home from college this summer, I may have to try to slam some skeeter-tots because the pick'ens will be slim.

by Straight A's Maze June 30, 2011

dirty skeeter

When your partner rubs their nose into your juicy fart while giving you a nut hummer from the rear while you yell SKEET SKEET!. (Aka-The skidder)

I rode my ol ladies face while getting a dirty skeeter last night

by Komplykatedluvah August 8, 2023

skeeter meat

A man who has a small, thin, and short penis. Similar to a male mosquito's (Skeeter) genitalia.

Girl 1: Did you have fun with Greg last night?
Girl 2: Kind of. We went to the fair, then out to dinner, but...
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He took me to his house, we started to make love and he had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

pimper skeeters

A group lead by their Tribal Chief, Jaivir

It's the pimper skeeters

by epicxcalsterio September 3, 2023

Skeeter Parker

Someone who shoots figurative webs of cum, either often or in great quantity

Whoa, take it easy there, Skeeter Parker! Save some jizz for the hookers in Reno

by Richard Penis November 5, 2019

yeeters skeeters

something you yell randomly either when you cross the finish, score in a sport, recieve a good grade, etc. or just randomly yell out in the middle of class because you are bored

ex 1. Teacher of Global Issues in Historical Context: I will be handing back the tests today.

(Kid who is bad at history gets an 100 on the test)
That kid: YEETERS SKEETERS!!

ex 2. (Joel is in a race and proceeds to absolutely decimate another kid by pushing him into the dirt while passing in order to beat him)
Joel as he crosses the finish line: YEETERS SKEETERS!

ex 3. (The teacher is giving a long lecture and Pablo is bored)

Pablo about 45 minutes into the lecture: YEETERS SKEETERS!

by iyoteduponsomeoneyesterday March 18, 2019