Girl 1: Did you have fun with Greg last night?
Girl 2: Kind of. We went to the fair, then out to dinner, but...
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He took me to his house, we started to make love and he had skeeter meat :(
Girl 2: Kind of. We went to the fair, then out to dinner, but...
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He took me to his house, we started to make love and he had skeeter meat :(
by Ritch850 August 27, 2019
Get the skeeter meatmug. something you yell randomly either when you cross the finish, score in a sport, recieve a good grade, etc. or just randomly yell out in the middle of class because you are bored
ex 1. Teacher of Global Issues in Historical Context: I will be handing back the tests today.
(Kid who is bad at history gets an 100 on the test)
That kid: YEETERS SKEETERS!!
ex 2. (Joel is in a race and proceeds to absolutely decimate another kid by pushing him into the dirt while passing in order to beat him)
Joel as he crosses the finish line: YEETERS SKEETERS!
ex 3. (The teacher is giving a long lecture and Pablo is bored)
Pablo about 45 minutes into the lecture: YEETERS SKEETERS!
(Kid who is bad at history gets an 100 on the test)
That kid: YEETERS SKEETERS!!
ex 2. (Joel is in a race and proceeds to absolutely decimate another kid by pushing him into the dirt while passing in order to beat him)
Joel as he crosses the finish line: YEETERS SKEETERS!
ex 3. (The teacher is giving a long lecture and Pablo is bored)
Pablo about 45 minutes into the lecture: YEETERS SKEETERS!
by iyoteduponsomeoneyesterday March 18, 2019
Get the yeeters skeetersmug. by ScottayDammit November 7, 2007
Get the skeeter-hawkmug. by Richard Penis November 5, 2019
Get the Skeeter Parkermug. Code word forgetting out of awkward situations. When you’re on a bad date simply call your friend and ask to get a skeeter! Perfect slang!
Kelsey: How’s the date?
Rylee: This dude ate my pickle off my plate without asking, he’s a bad dude I swear
Kelsey: That sucks, this is why you shouldn’t go on tinder dates Rylee
Rylee: whatever can I just get a Skeeter?
Kelsey: of course ill be there soon
Rylee: Thank you, oh yes baby
Rylee: This dude ate my pickle off my plate without asking, he’s a bad dude I swear
Kelsey: That sucks, this is why you shouldn’t go on tinder dates Rylee
Rylee: whatever can I just get a Skeeter?
Kelsey: of course ill be there soon
Rylee: Thank you, oh yes baby
by Oh yes babyyy March 7, 2023
Get the Skeetermug. Oral inhalation with action akin to a mosquito bite, optionally with tongue, of a dreadlock by a fascinated and/or jealous caucasian.
Some dread skeeter skank-handled my sister-in-law's hair like a popsicle, she was pretty skeeved out by it.
by Chickaboomking December 26, 2009
Get the dread skeetermug.