Free Skeeter

A man who lives off their woman, free and does not contribute, work or do shit to help out around the house, basically makes the woman take care of him.

I don't want no free skeeter's in my life! I want a man!

by philthebomb July 21, 2016

A Skeeter

A skeeter is someone who can skeet all night !

Anshuman: Ria I skeeted all over your pillow!
Ria: Oh my god ! Get out of my house !
Anshuman: I'm sorry ! I know im such a skeeter!
Ria: It's alright hunny. I forgive you.

by Lisa7752 July 7, 2010

skeeter juice

a fancy man calogne

thank you so much for my skeeter juice, i will smell so good now

"they only want you for your skeeter juice"

by dokterstrangecape February 10, 2021

Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter

(Specifically in Texas) when it gets so hot you can’t feel if a mosquito is on your tits

Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter means It’s hotter than a mosquiter on mommy’s milkers

by Bribrutal July 7, 2021

Skeeter

A low life white guy, hippie/ stoner usually, that isn’t necessarily unpopular but a complete fool.

Generally an insult.

Skeeter- yo, wanna hit?
A- as if I would share a joint with a skeeter.

by rugmuncher82much January 2, 2024

Skeeter beater

A person that beats there meat to skeet while music is playing in background

Bro I'm a skeeter beater

by bill cosby number 1 February 1, 2018

Skeeter-Skoob

Someone who regularly asks his friends or acquaintances for spare cigarettes;
One who skoobs skeeters.

"Hey, lemme skoob a skeeter, will ya?"
"Skeeter-Skoob!"

by Skeeterskoob707 August 16, 2022