shlunk fucker

When someone is annoying the shit outta you, they are a SHLUNK FUCKER...

Your annoying, shut up you stupid shlunk fucker!

by E-Jizzle September 19, 2007

shrunken browny

To give someone else a shrivelled penis and shit stained penis.

"Steve you son of a bitch.. .You gave Joe, your gay lover, a shrunken browny.

by Jack Mehoff February 23, 2003

Shunktionary

A collective list of the names of males that Sharon finds attractive. Names are continuously being removed from or added to this list faster than you can say "Liz loves muletts".

I bet five bucks Timmy will be back on the Shunktionary by the end of the game.

By the end of the week, I think Lenny will kicked off the Shunktionary.

by imsofunny July 29, 2008

shfunkted

When a person yell's a profane word that is the equivalent to the following: Shit, Fuck, Cunt, Damn. (in that order)

Turtle: Shfunkted!!! My fuc*king monkey ball went off the course.

D-Bag: Yeah, you are a fu*ck face loose vagin*a.

Turtle: Shut up you dirty pirate hooker.

by D-Bagdustin October 15, 2006

Shvonking

When your in the school marching band...You've just finished a game in December and your feet are numb from the cold. You can't even tell that your putting your feet on the ground.

Kevin: I'm totally shvonking right now, i cant feel my feet.

Amanda: I know! They're so numb i cant even tell I'm moving!

by Drummerchik December 2, 2009

Shrunkey

A really good friend.

You're the best damn shrunkey I've ever had.

by Nols March 21, 2010

Shrunkle

1. Typical Southern adulteration of two or more words, in an attempt to make a colloquial shortcut, but actually making a more difficult word to say and understand. In this specific example, 'shrank' or 'shrunk', and 'wrinkled' are vulgarly heaped upon each other in a backwoods display of grotesque sexual prowess, similar to turtles having sex.

2. What happens to a southern man's genitalia when temperature drops whilst moisture is present.

"Pardon me madam, but I must ask for a slight refractory period before our bed ridden frolic; for I have swam in frigid waters, and my wiener has shrunkled."

by Profane James September 7, 2013