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shred head

a form of hair loss. most commonly happens during high stress. usually hair gets every where.
son: i just used this towel and now i have hair all over me

mom: i know i have shred head
shred head by hazardousgrvy March 18, 2017

shred the lettuce 

lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.
barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side
shred the lettuce by anonymous December 24, 2017

shred tags 

it’s open for inturpretaion. however the basic gist is being hella cool and edgy. a term used by skateboarders.
“oi man, i just smoked the phattest spliff”
“ayyyyyyyyyy that shred tags”
shred tags by sid_from_skins May 31, 2018

Shred the gnar gnar 

When someone ride a dick so hard that it breaks the skin
“Damn my girl shred the gnar gnar so hard like fuck
“Damn”

Shred some gnar 

Wicked skate tricks
Straight killin it on a skate board
You guys ready to shred some gnar?
Shred some gnar by ABKT111017 November 16, 2018

Shred Head

When you get a blow job or the good suck from someone with braces.
My hommie gave me some good shred head yesterday, but now my meat is all cut up.
Shred Head by Drew p. Wiener February 11, 2019