snortcake

A large mound of cocaine that you dip your head into.

"Dude you wanna hit that snortcake"?

by Psuedodudo January 18, 2017

shartcake

A collection of sharts made into a pastry

Baker: "Would you like some shortberry shartcake?"
Me:"Of course! I love shartcake, especially shortberry!"

by Poonanny February 3, 2018

Seminal Short Cake

When a short, robust woman is cream pied

Dude! Last night I turned my girl into a seminal short cake.

by Blossom_Shinagains September 21, 2019

Shitcake

The icing of a poplar Vietnamese cake used traditionally in the celebratory semester of a wedding

The two chefs went out to their local shops to find some "shitcake" to later use for icing the wedding cake.

by Its my name June 24, 2018

Shitcake

A cake that looks delicious from the outside, but once you cut into it, you find it is full of fecal matter.

I thought it was going to be nice and sweet but it's just a shitcake.

by Backlash1818 January 24, 2019

Shortwave Division

A lack of talent, particularly in the musical arena.

Music that's both hateful and forgettable belongs in the category Shortwave Division, which refers to the mental capacity and shortage of talent evident in songs thus labeled.

by Boomerangia October 27, 2022

The toilet paper shortage of 2020

The Corona virus has apparently caused everyone to shit themselves and thus but 9000 rolls of toilet paper.
Our children will not believe this.

The toilet paper shortage of 2020 has really messed up my time in quarantine.

by ineedsometp April 2, 2020