shmooglemuffin

an amazing breathtaking flawless understanding fabulous incredible astonishing intelligent female who effortlessly falls under the category of perfection that most people dont deserve to even be seen in public with.

"hey you know alyssa?"
"oh you mean shmooglemuffin?"

by oh hey baby July 21, 2009

Shmooch

Giving somebody a kiss that is really weird and good, but mainly weird.

I shmooch you!

by Lubsliv October 3, 2018

Shmoof

A giraffe smacking another giraffe with its head, forcefully.

I totally just saw a giraffe shmoof another giraffe!!!

by saddam hussien II August 28, 2010

shmooglyboogly

A rare form of a greeting to fellow peers and/or enemies. Mostly used on the Instant Messenging Programs such as AIM or AOL, MSN, Yahoo Messenger, etc. Most react to this salutation with a 'WTF', 'haha', or a 'Are you high, man?.' Others may use this word to "joke around" if you will but mostly finding themselves looking like total idiots.

Y2KizCUMMING: SHMOOGLYBOOGLY!!
BananaPants3369: Hey John, turn around.
Y2KizCUMMING: Okay... *turns around*
BananaPants3369 signed off at 3:17:46 AM.
Y2KizCUMMING: Dammit! That's the fifth time!

by SolicitationIsMyEvaluation January 9, 2006

aqua shmoo

defecation in a downstream river using the tide to wipe ones anus.

nick: yo i just took a nasty aqua shmoo
brad: and u dont even have to wipe!!!

by aqua shmoo August 15, 2008

shmood

being in a weird mood

"shmood"
I'm in the shmood for....

by Highschool student July 4, 2016

shloop

A word invented and popularized in St. Louis that can be used as a both a verb and an interjection. As a verb, shloop is used to describe a motion or an action, such as replacing "run" in the sentance "I will shloop to the grocery store this afternoon," and replacing "skied" in the sentence "I just shlooped down the moutainside for the third time today." As an interjection, shloop is used to exclaim pride and happiness, much like shouting "Yes!" or "Score!" after accomplish a difficult feat like scoring a touchdown or winning a lottery.

"Shloop!"
"I will shloop to the grocery store this afternoon"
"I just shlooped down the moutainside for the third time today."

by David Nykin September 22, 2005