Shitnanigans

A series of events where one mainly travels up the dirt track, involving many hilarious situations along the way.

Me - "How many turds have you burgled today?"

Paddy - "Although it was my day off and I had time on my side, I only managed 3 today. My poop sack was completely full after last nights Shitnanigans!! How about yourself, many Marmite Canyons delved no doubt?"

by Cardinalis February 26, 2014

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Shitnade

A noun for a handful of faecal matter that is used as a projectile - often aimed at other people, though it can be used to leave chocolate smears on the windows of houses or planted as a tactical mine in somebody's postbox.

"Watch out, Freddie's got a Shitnade!"

by WorstWordist February 27, 2022

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shitnag

a stupid, unreliable person. usually describes a person in power who is utterly incompetent, shitty, and naggy.

“your boss hasn’t posted the schedule yet? but it ends in two days?” “yeah man, brandon’s just a shitnag.”

by nidorancid May 20, 2022

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Shitnami

The sudden realisation that the shitstorm in your life was only a precursor to drowning in an overwhelming tidal wave of shit.

Kevin though his life was a bit of a shitstorm when his rental agent gave him notice to vacate his flat, but came to realise that he was in a shitnami when his dog Bozo was run over and killed by his wife when she left him for a famous Latino pornstar, lost his car and all of his money in a drunken poker night, was diagnosed with terminal penile cancer, and disowned by his mother for forgetting her birthday.

by FatTonyPearls April 7, 2023

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