shim it up

Any effort to make a loose hole tighter

Before I go in, I am going to have to find a way to shim it up.

by Beelzebubba April 15, 2015

tim shim

Tim shim is a person with a big butthole

Tim shim likes to put sausages in his butt

by Dr sexiness October 20, 2019

Shim

Meaning a man who dressed up to look like a woman. Two words she and him cut and put together sh-im.

You man that female you was kissing lastnight at the club was a shim fool.

by MrBizo November 18, 2018

Shim shim

A call for sex from another gay man in the room

“What’s up?”
“I think Derek just shim shimmed you. Go on then!”

by Neolorgasms August 30, 2019

Shim

TRANSGENDER

ex. Hey did u know Michel is a shim.

by Gamekillerop July 23, 2019

Shim?

An undedecide for sure male to female transgender person.

Shim? Is still undecided on surgery as of yet.

by HopeV1 January 9, 2019

Smithfield Shim

Fictional device used to reduce the diameter of an extremely large vagina. It involves inserting a complete Smithfield whole cured ham into the cavernous canal, then pulling out the bone, leaving a smaller hole for one to fornicate with and reducing the “hot dog in the hallway” effect.

“Jenny said she’s gonna let me hit it at the party tonight!”

“Bro, errybody been hitting that. In fact she just left Bill’s house and he’s hung like a goddamned horse. You’re gonna need to bring a Smithfield Shim or you’re going to hear your own echo in that pussy.”

by Eddie.d November 17, 2019