Shane 

A human that Jessica loves MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE and now it is documented for thE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE SO SHANE CANNOT SAY THAT SHE DOESN'T lol wtf.

Holy balls, I love that kid.
What kid?
SHANE!

Shane by Hello I'm Scribbles December 24, 2007

shane 

To be thoughless or assert positions without adequate factual support or logical reasoning. A variant of "shame".

"It's clear that Bill Gates was responsible for 9/11."

"Dude, don't go all shane on us."

shane by fiddly-dee August 10, 2006

Shane 

A real dumb ass. Wears his ass as a hat. Bald fucker that annoys everyone in his presence.

A: I stuffed up the sale

B: You Shane'd it!!

Shane by Seven RE July 6, 2009

shane 

pulling a shane, say SHAAANE! when someone fucks up and says something stupid

rigo: that cat must be in heat
shane: what? but its not even hot out
rigo: SHAAANE!

shane by rigo the spick May 23, 2009

Shane 

Is a straight up faggot that no one likes. Is a ginger and fat. All his friends use him for money for drugs. He watches gay porn on a daily basis because he can't get pussy besides his mom.

Dude don't be a shane.

Shane by Alec Hall February 21, 2010

Shane 

Shane is a dickhead Player That need's To get over himself Because he is going no where in life. He is a loser most hated guy ever. No girl would want him, He really needs to get a life.

Shane is the meanest person alive, Thank god no One likes him, That's Why he is called the loser in our school.
Shane is a low life.

Shane by anna pursell October 4, 2011

Shane 

An asshole who always criticizes others and pretends to be liked, because his parents don't really love him and all of his "friends" despise him and talk shit about him behind his back.

Jake: I came over here because Shane was an ass.
Wiley: We all know.

Shane by TheUltimateMemer March 8, 2017