by Dorski March 6, 2009
Get the Shanemug. Shane a word used for a middle aged 40 year old man who has a history of theft and getting under aged kids drunk for reasons of a sexual nature, a Shane suffers from schizophrenia and is dependent on his parents and others because he dropped out of high school at the age of 17. A shane is delusional and tends to think of their self as a model citizen when the truth is much the opposite, you can tell a shane based on the lack of money and jobs they've had and the lack of independence they display. A shane will usually be in his 40's and spend hours on his computer talking shit about other people to other people who he gives the idea that he's a fully functional adult, in his free time a shane will drink excessively and have fits of rage towards others because he's a filthy lowlife cunt with poor hygienic routines. A shane is a worthless excuse for a human similar to a hobo who drinks too much lives with his mom and gets sex nuts and retard strong for children and teens, if you meet a shane who smells and is short who tells lies all the time punch him in the face.
Girl: Shane got me drunk when i was ten
Guy: wow shane seems like a pedo
Girl: Yeah he only dates my teen friends
Guy: wow shane seems like a pedo
Girl: Yeah he only dates my teen friends
by Timmytrumpet June 10, 2018
Get the Shanemug. A man who seeks relations with people dear to him (normally sister or cousin) on a daily basis. Never use condoms on the first date but will treat any woman nice reguardless family or not.
Guy: Bruh I saw my mom wearing tights and she keep bending over I might hafta pull a Shane!
Girl: You Shane, I thought you wanted to do me not your sister!
Girl: You Shane, I thought you wanted to do me not your sister!
by Eatdatpussi547 June 11, 2018
Get the Shanemug. A Shane is a self-centered twit. Some people may call him a cat in Dutch, but a common term is an arsehole.
by Sarie Siertiet June 3, 2017
Get the Shanemug. A shane is a person who shows traits of laziness, poor life skills and generally has a drinking problem.
A shane is generally a great person who has a great job nice home and is all around funny. But like with all things in life some times acceptions are made these shane's are fat, short, highschool drop outs.
These Shane's are the type who pretend to be something but aren't shit to anyone but their mother and live with their mom drinking smoking three packs a day talking shit.
Bad Shane's will lie degrade others to appear like good people to other people. They tend to be overly concerned with other peoples lives because they lack anything that could be considered a life, these Shane's are chased out of town by everyone they wrong and cry wolf about it.
A bad shane will talk badly about anyone he's jealous of, he may brag about his skills in live such as automotive repair, construction skills or capabilities that are clearly over shadowed by his narcissistic behaviors.
A shane is generally a great person who has a great job nice home and is all around funny. But like with all things in life some times acceptions are made these shane's are fat, short, highschool drop outs.
These Shane's are the type who pretend to be something but aren't shit to anyone but their mother and live with their mom drinking smoking three packs a day talking shit.
Bad Shane's will lie degrade others to appear like good people to other people. They tend to be overly concerned with other peoples lives because they lack anything that could be considered a life, these Shane's are chased out of town by everyone they wrong and cry wolf about it.
A bad shane will talk badly about anyone he's jealous of, he may brag about his skills in live such as automotive repair, construction skills or capabilities that are clearly over shadowed by his narcissistic behaviors.
Former friend of shane: hey you know shane?
Me: yeah what about him?
Friend of shane: yeah be careful he loves drama, and will stab you in the back.
Me: yeah I know he's a fat idiot, who has no skills success or reason for living.
Me: yeah what about him?
Friend of shane: yeah be careful he loves drama, and will stab you in the back.
Me: yeah I know he's a fat idiot, who has no skills success or reason for living.
by Mr tranny on a mission November 8, 2019
Get the Shanemug. Shane is commonly known as the smelly kid in class who shows up everyday in the same clothing, he wears socks inside out after wearing them right side out.
Shanes feet smell so bad because his socks are rotting off his feet, he takes a shower once a month and never brushes his teeth.
Shane can't handle criticisms of any kind, and crys a lot when people don't want him around because he smells like the vagina of a meth addicted hooker.
Shanes feet smell so bad because his socks are rotting off his feet, he takes a shower once a month and never brushes his teeth.
Shane can't handle criticisms of any kind, and crys a lot when people don't want him around because he smells like the vagina of a meth addicted hooker.
Girl: ugh what is that smell ?
Guy: shane walked by
Girl: someone should hold him down and beat him with soap.
Guy: guess I know what to get Shane for christmas
Guy: shane walked by
Girl: someone should hold him down and beat him with soap.
Guy: guess I know what to get Shane for christmas
by Mr tranny on a mission June 10, 2018
Get the Shanemug. The most disgusting guy you will ever meet. Is small downstairs... Very cocky and doesn’t have many friends. Likes to act better than he actaully is.
by Ummmmmboibye May 30, 2018
Get the Shanemug.