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Scrotal Fission

A theory in evolution explaining why the male human specimen developed two voluptuous balls instead of keeping the standard one nard. The evolutionary process began shortly after 1901 when Hubert Cecil Booth invented the vacuum cleaner. It is perceived in old written scripture that angry housewives would often explode on their male counter parts and suck their poor sad little dangler right up the vacuum hose. Thus forcing men to develop a second nut.
The first signs of SCROTAL FISSION were noticed in 1909, when Dr. Edbert Cockle was fondling a young man behind a desk, when had noticed a strange bulge in the boys scrotum next to his nut.
by psylence July 31, 2015
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scrote shrinking

Damn! This is some scrote shrinking cold
by srstein January 25, 2021
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Sweet scrotal milk

The milky pyroclastic flow that squirts out of male genitalia durring periods of sexual excitement.
Dude, I topped that bitch off with copious amounts of my sweet scrotal milk!
by JangleDangle June 13, 2018
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Scrotash

1. Scrotum Rash
2. Harry Scrotum or Scrotum Mustashe
3. A member out of a small group of friends from the sausage fest
1. What cream were you prescribed to heal your scrotash.
2. Shave your scrotash, I don't like all of your Mustashe.
3. "Scrotash reporting in"
by Scrotash91 November 6, 2009
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Mad Scotsman

A beastility crazed mafiadeath player.

A sheep is the most commonly abused animal by this individual. Unfortunate players may also be subjected to this players horrific noodz. The effects of this can cause blindness


Rumoured to be related to Shrek and Carrot
Oh no Mad Scotsman is about!! Dont worry about your women and children. Save your animals!!!!
by Jayx31 April 29, 2009
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scrot

Hes a scrot.
by Bxa cRu July 6, 2003
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scroats

Scroat from the latin scrotum which means thief. However the more commonly used version for scroat refers to a scally, chav, townie. Can be recognised by distinctive tracksuits, shit trainers, white cider, and can often be heard shouting, "oi you dick 'ed" , "giv us your shoes guy", "WhAT YOU SAYIN? YOU STARTIN OR WHAT!!!"
you are a fucking scroat.
your son is a scroat.
Some scroat has just robbed my Trainers/Phone/Weed/Money/anything worth stealing/anything not worth stealing.

High profile scroats include: Lady Sovereign, So Solid crew and the likes
by Kag the barbarian September 11, 2008
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