fence scratching

when someone is trying to jump a fence and keeps kicking the fence to get over it

saul: look at that guy fence scratching

by gaul sollins January 12, 2012

Pussy scratching

It's when you rub or stimulate clits of your friend or girlfriend esp. when they are sleeping or without getting them know

you: dude I gave her a nice pussy scratching and has no idea what happened!
dude: swags! man...

by Ditchhiker September 9, 2016

stretching money

Wasting money that you don't have.

Making it seem you are rich, but in reality you don't have much moeny

Yo Foolytoad, stop stretching money fool. We know your ass is broke.

by JesterNorth July 23, 2017

switching ends

Going between throwing up and having diarea. Normally when food poisoning or something of that nature occurs.

I am not feeling very good, I was switching ends all morning.

by T3gs September 1, 2017

Stretching Surgery

Stretching Surgery is a medical practice used to stretch out the males dick and balls out to extend them. It is usually done voluntarily and enjoyed by many people. ‘The Cock Stretcher’ is the main apparatus used in Stretching Surgery in order to stretch out the males dick and nuts to a suitable length (5 inches bigger). Stretching Surgery proved popular in the early 1930’s with over 430,000 cases of Stretching Surgery during the decade. 326,351 cases were handed out during WW1 to amputees for pleasure. Soon, Stretching Surgery was soon to die out until 2017 when doctors handed out free trials for Stretching Surgery to ‘struggling men’. Stretching Surgery is commonly mistaken for Mongolian Ball Torture, where the dick and nuts are cut off from the man and fed to the hounds. Whilst the remainders are cut off and sold on the Black Market.

Person 1: Hello, have you got your stretching surgery yet?
Person 2: Yeah it was pleasing and my dick and nuts seem extremely longer. You’ve gotta try it out at some point.

by Thicc Chungles August 31, 2019

Switching Tracts

After sex, while trying to pee, the act of waiting to switch from sperm tract to urinary tract.

It took forever last night, I had to stand over the toilet for twenty minutes switching tracts!

by KT77 December 20, 2019

heely skitching

wearing heelys while in the roller skaking position while at the same time holding onto somebody as that person is moving. children can ussually pull this off easy.

we got bored so i was heely skitching my friend at school...it was fun until he slinged me into the lockers

by {[nick]} March 27, 2008