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sasuke’s revenge

Sasuke’s revenge is when you are ignoring your wife’s pleasures in s*x and will run away and get the milk as soon as she gets pregnant. Sasuke’s revenge is not mean because it’s defined if your wife is an absolute bitch and won’t leave you the fuck alone A.K.A Sakura that Absolute shitblock of a person.
I will use Sasuke’s revenge if you don’t back the fuck away
by Parkerkimballxd May 24, 2021
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Wet Sasuke

A sexual act in which one partner spits on the other partner's exposed butthole, then leaves the room.
"Aw, man... She gave me a Wet Sasuke!"
by Remoir December 1, 2021
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Sasuke uchiha

The standard of anime Deuteragonists.
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Sasukism

A huge jump based on no evidence

Pronounced- sauce- kism
I dont get how he won. Thats a huge sasukism.
by AnonBS June 28, 2021
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Sasuke

That pretty kid who left the village like a pussy. He left to get wrecked by this tongue dude who loves snakes, and he married the most useless bitch in the show.
Sakura: "Have you seen Sasuke-kun yet?
Naruto: "No, but we're trying!"

Later...

Sasuke: "Orochimaru, would you like to be inside me?"
Orochimaru: (weird tongue sounds)
by NarutoSIMP47 April 21, 2022
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Sasuke

~~~*** Truth & Facts: A whiny idiotic dude who's really messed up who wanted to kill his only family member and decided to abandon the village for power and when he actually killed his brother, he decided to avenge his brother by wanting to destroy the village and then wanting to become the hokage. ***~~~

~~~Random Facts:~~~
Sasuke is a member of Team 7. The members include: Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, and Kakashi.
Sasuke had an older brother who killed the entire clan except him. His name is Itachi. Sasuke grew up wanting to avenge his clan by killing Itachi.

Sasuke was the number one student at ninja school.
Sasuke is the rival of Naruto.

Sasuke is the husband of Sakura Haruno.
Sasuke is the father of Sarada.
Sasuke is the son of Fugaku and Mikoto Uchiha.
Sasuke wants a cookie.
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Sasuke

Oh my God! Sasuke uses a chaff grenade to block Ishiki's Byakugan! That is fucking hilarious! You can even see the little flakes of reflective paper in the air. That is fucking priceless!
Hym "I am just not seeing the part where Sasuke uses the chaff grenade! This is glorious!"
by Hym Iam April 2, 2025
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