Dirtiest Sanchez

It is the same as Dirty Sanchez but on a woman that already has a moustache.

After having anal sex, the man gave the mustache woman a dirtiest sanchez.

Friend: What did you do with that mustache girl?
Me: I gave her the dirtiest Sanchez.

by smelldonut August 17, 2016

sideways sanchez

After anal sex the male give his partner sideburns with the poopstick

Lemme get a sideways sanchez

by dr. perfect at everything November 22, 2011

suicide sanchez

A Suicide Sanchez is when a male is performing the act of having sex with his girlfriend and at the same time sticks his finger in her ass. He then inserts that same finger into his own mouth.

After a night of hard partying and executing a Suicide Sanchez , Jt had to brush his teeth seven times and mouthwash eight to get rid of the funky taste in his mouth.

by Fudgestick March 25, 2017

Poncho Sanchez

A creature of ungodly talent and unparalleled conga skills. The best way to interact with this being is to yell out his name in surprise locations.

"Poncho Sanchez!"

Bask in the glory that is Poncho

by Sgt. McBadass December 20, 2008

scrotum sanchez

A guy/girl that is a supreme douchebag.

that dude is such a scrotum sanchez.

by jmwills718 February 23, 2009

Creamy Sanchez

Instead of using poo for the mustache, one ejaculates on a girls back, takes his finger, runs it through his cum and procedes to wipe it on her upper lip.

I busted a nut on her back and couldn't resist gin=ving her a Creamy Sanchez.

by SGTP February 7, 2007

Dali [Sanchez]

Strickly for artisitic types and aficionados of Salvadore Dali. While inserting your penis into the rectum of another, carefully drop a stool in your left hand. Thereafter, with your right finger as a brush and your partner's back as a canvas, use the feces to paint a version of "The Persistence of Memory" a most famous Dali painting. With any excess stool, paint a handle-bar type fecal mustache on your partner, in honor of Dali. Very Surreal...

After a Boffo night at the Gala at the Uffici, I inserted my penis in the rectum of some unknown artist. Thereafter, I stooled in my hand and proceded to finger paint a most aromatic version of Dali's "Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized By the Horns of Her Own Chastity". Surreal, to say the least. A real Dali Sanchez.

by cool pluck September 26, 2010