Sam Samsung

Samsung's alleged new 3D virtual assistant to replace Bixby. The hottest virtual assistant to ever be conceptualized.

Sam Samsung Rule 34 is the hottest thing ever.

by Breadinspanishismysexuality June 2, 2021

Samsung Notebook

A piece of shit laptop.

Poor guy: I have a Samsung Notebook!
Me: Here’s 20$, you’ll get something better with that.

by SamsungNotebookHater April 29, 2022

Samsung waifu

The new Samsung virtual assistant. She is hot.

Rule 34 artists are fast, they did the Samsung waifu.

by Slimecode June 2, 2021

Samsung loading noise

The noise you hear in your head when your brain disconnects from this dimension

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by The man in the walls August 6, 2023

Samsunged

You got a samsung S2 in 2018 and you realise it dosen't connect to the internet or its stuck with an androing version from its time.

I got Samsunged oh no.

by Galactic dictionary October 30, 2021

samsung edger

A guy/girl who loves to brag about their Samsung S6/S7 Edge screen and features. They also tend to use apps with the word Edge in it like "Microsoft Edge"

Bob: I got a new phone!
Rick: No way, a Samsung S7?
Bob: Not just a Samsung S7, a Samsung S7 Edge.... get it right.
Rick: Stop being such a douchy Samsung Edger..
Bob: Ha you're just jealous of my new phone.

by MacaroniTwentyTwo January 25, 2017

samantha samsung

Ooga booga! Search her on rule 34 trust me.

Jesus fuck, why is there so much rule 34 of Samantha Samsung?! She was just revealed!

by UrbanSniperMonkey June 2, 2021