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telescopic swaphook

A male reproductive organ, which seems small or regular in size in the beginning, but can extend to unsuspected lengths
Girl: "Your wiener looks so small"
Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"
Girl: * slurp *
by Linguistian July 25, 2008
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Monocle Swap

The phrase "Monocle Swap" refers to a sexual act being performed by two distinguished and exceedingly classy/cultured individuals, of any gender combination. (male/female, female/female, and male/male monocle swaps are all possible.)

The act can be described as follows: Mid-coitus (in any variation/position) the two involved parties simply exchange eyewear (in this case, a monocle or two) in a gesture of extreme intimacy and respect for each other. This can be considered as the sexual equivalent of a hat-tip on excellent sexual performance and prowess.

It has even been documented that the act of monocle-swapping itself has lead to intense orgasms and the formulation of "Great American Novels" and speeches of note.
"I say! Last night's monocle swap with George was the finest I do believe I've ever had! Simply smashing"

"Really, old bean? Well, then. I shall bequeath my monocle onto Cynthia's face tonight... along with a little something extra!"

*mutual laughter and pipe smoking ensues*
by Funcommunist December 13, 2012
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sperm swap

This is typically done with three or more people. When a guy cums after having sex, he will typically ejaculate into one person's mouth. After he is done, the person with all the semen will give some to the other person and typically make out with each other so the semen is exchanged.
Male: I'm gonna cum!
Female 1: Cum in my mouth for me! Mmmm, it tastes so good!
Female 2: I want some too! Why not do a sperm swap?

* Exchanges semen *

Female 2: You're right, it does taste good!
by SLAY3R 30 September 7, 2016
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the staps whine

Complaining about any fucking thing possible, whether your right or wrong in the situation. Usually occurs when one is bored and wants to complain just for the fuck of it.
Everytime i hear the staps whine i wanna rip my ears off.
by hueuby January 30, 2017
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Sacramento Swap Meet

Having sex with two sisters and Cumming in one sisters mouth and she the spits the cum in her sisters vagina

& impregnating her
The twin sisters down the street are looking for a Sacramento Swap Meet.

I told them we're in Ohio
by MyNeighbourTheJoshuaTree November 13, 2018
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Badge Swap

Badge Swap; The act of changing professions to obtain new loads of semen while maintaining a public service job.
Candice just Badge Swapped from the Police Department to EMS to swallow new loads of cock.
by Igel69 May 24, 2021
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Race Swap

/reɪs swɒp/
Verb:
Change the race of (usually a fictional character).

Noun:
An act of changing the race of (usually a fictional character).
Verb:

Phil: "Amazon just race swapped elves and harfoots in their LOTR spinoff."
Joe: "What? You gotta be kidding me! Can't they just create new characters?!"

Noun:
Amazon: "Lemme race swap your favourite characters"
Fellowship of Fans: "Methought that was racist."
Amazon: "NOT WHEN WE DO IT!!"
by Lone Lee September 13, 2022
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