They STOLE Christianity, guys!

Cody... I wrote a bible... Do you seriously think I don't know how a Christianity works? A 3rd of my screen time is apologetics and theology! What are you fucking talking about?

Shit-lib "They STOLE Christianity, guys! The only REALLY Christianity is whichever of the 40,000-55,000 denominations that don't conflict with my liberal social values!"

Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

stole home

recieved or performed anal sex

Friend: hey Lisa how was your date with Matt?
Lisa: It was fairly regular, Matt stole home

by the hulktron August 24, 2010

stole

to buy something one really does not need or is extremely unnecessary

when we were at the store emma stole some baby shoes for her dog

by abby_is_cool_334 May 30, 2023

Stole

It's interesting word it implies that you know that it's mine.

Hym "Stole is a fun word. You stole that? Who's is it? Mine? You can't steal your own shit. So as far as I'm concerned it's mine either way."

by Hym Iam August 06, 2023