std

Short for standard. Used in many programming languages such as C++

std::cout << "Hello World";

by passwordisa November 30, 2022

Std

An std is a sexually transmitted disease that you can catch or transmit during sexual interactions.

Tilly I can’t believe I caught an STD from your sister Maggie , ffs she’s a shlag

by Badman696969biggboy January 22, 2021

std

suck the dick

she just std'ed

by anonymous May 10, 2022

Std

Short for Shit talking disorder. There are no programs for assistance with this condition, the necessary attitude adjustments are considered controversial and the disorder considered socially acceptable.

There are a lot of people in today's world carrying an std.

by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016

STD-scale

Is a scale used to describe how much one would like to have sex with someone.

The concept of the scale is to express which STD (Sexual Transmitted Disease) a girl/guy could infect one with, without one regretting sleeping with that person.

The scale ranges from "none" to "ebola"

Rating from normal or uglier to more beautiful the official STD-scale divided into the following levels:

- None
- Herpes
- Human papillomavirus (HPV)
- Chlamydia
- Gonorrhea
- Syphillis
- HIV
- AIDS (full grown AIDS with all the opportunistic infections that follow)
- Ebola

- Where would you place your wife on the STD-scale?

- That girl could give me AIDS

- No way I'm doing another "none" tonight

- Ten years ago Natalie Portman could give me AIDS, now she's more like chlamydia

by UT+Per7 August 13, 2014

STD Buffet

Fuck 10 bitches each with a different STD. Then you jump off a bridge dick first.

Q: Any plans for the weekend?
A: Yeh gonna have an STD Buffet, you?

by Batty4Life February 1, 2019

virtual STD

A computer virus contracted shortly after viewing internet pornography.

I had to reformat my hard drive because my pervy ass dad got a virtual STD.

by The Karma Fairy April 8, 2004