Spontaneous

Just say Yes to going swimming

It was spontaneous but I went swimming!

by Why n0t?!? August 12, 2019

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spontaneously cooperating

Eric says that it's when printers and scanners randomly start working

I don't know how the fuck it's all working again, but these scanners and printers are just magically spontaneously cooperating. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by h0mer April 20, 2018

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Ramblings that occur when one is extremely horny due to being away from smexy significant others for a long time.

Note: Factors such as the following may effect level of ramblings-
-Being located in another hemisphere than significant other
-Significant others willingness to tolerate to your ramblings
-Duration of seperation (Those seperated for more than 7 months should take saftey precautions before engaging in sex)
-Significant other is a curly headed fuck

Seeing pretty girl everyday on skype and not being with her gave me a case of the x-rated spontaneous ramblings.

by crazyboy18 September 27, 2011

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Spontaneously Aspirate

To spew, blow chunks, barf, do the technicolor yawn, or simply vomit unexpectedly

"what's that smell?"
"dude, Mikey spontaneously aspirated in my backseat while we were coming home from the party last night. It took me four rolls of paper towel, two bottles of Nil-Odour, and three of those little green tree air freshers to make it even bearable in here"

by GinSeven February 4, 2010

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Spontaneous anal combustion

it Is a gay fighting move used during sex

Gary: “yo did you just use spontaneous anal combustion on that kid yesterday”
Peng: “ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: “yes that’s fucking gay”

by Kim Hong Kong September 7, 2019

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