Mr. Curious Asian: do you have any idea about the Kukis? (referring to the Kuki ethnic people in NE India)
Asian Googlion: (clearing his throat) uhmm.. googly speaking, cookies are small, often encrypted text files, located in browser directories. They are used by web developers to help users navigate their websites efficiently and perform certain functions. Due to their core role of enhancing/enabling usability or site processes, disabling cookies may prevent users from using certain websites... and.. uh...
Mr. Curious Asian: defacately, yeah.. i know, Mr. Google Smart. I'm talkin' about the non-cookied kooky Kukis from NE India. Got it?
Asian Googlion: derp! hell knows!
Asian Googlion: (clearing his throat) uhmm.. googly speaking, cookies are small, often encrypted text files, located in browser directories. They are used by web developers to help users navigate their websites efficiently and perform certain functions. Due to their core role of enhancing/enabling usability or site processes, disabling cookies may prevent users from using certain websites... and.. uh...
Mr. Curious Asian: defacately, yeah.. i know, Mr. Google Smart. I'm talkin' about the non-cookied kooky Kukis from NE India. Got it?
Asian Googlion: derp! hell knows!
by Loon Qhai April 22, 2013
Get the googly speakingmug. by Ugandan fuckles February 20, 2019
Get the hammer speakmug. TONY: All I am saying is, if you look at the big picture, he is a fraud.
RALPH: Damn, Tony speaking the bible!
RALPH: Damn, Tony speaking the bible!
by filip98 November 22, 2020
Get the Speaking the biblemug. Syntax that simps and little children when texting online. Common phrases include "yeo", "skull emoji", and cutting words in half with dashes.
by DetrimentalMug October 8, 2020
Get the alex speakmug. THOT Speak: The vernacular of the THOT (“That Ho Over There”) sub-community that proliferates across the “reality show” landscape and on TikTok.
It is the way THOTs communicate to exhibit their thotness. Like its predecessors, “Valley Girl” and “Vocal Fry”, it has its own: affectation, cadence, community, drawl, global appeal, lingo, mass acceptance into mainstream speech (albeit often grudging acceptance), pattern, pitch, points of inflection, pop culture influence, rate of dispersion, regional or social saturation of social media, speed, similarity, spread, word drop-off, vibrato, vocality, and volume. In other words, THOT Speak is the way that THOTs talk—often when they are thirsty for the attention they constantly seek. It is shared across all ages, classes, genders, identities, orientations, and personal attributes.
It is the way THOTs communicate to exhibit their thotness. Like its predecessors, “Valley Girl” and “Vocal Fry”, it has its own: affectation, cadence, community, drawl, global appeal, lingo, mass acceptance into mainstream speech (albeit often grudging acceptance), pattern, pitch, points of inflection, pop culture influence, rate of dispersion, regional or social saturation of social media, speed, similarity, spread, word drop-off, vibrato, vocality, and volume. In other words, THOT Speak is the way that THOTs talk—often when they are thirsty for the attention they constantly seek. It is shared across all ages, classes, genders, identities, orientations, and personal attributes.
Guy: “Shawty/Shorty, if I get that face, feet, hair and nails beat, wrap that waist in couture, light that wrist in bling, and cop you a whip, can I tap that ass?”
Girl: “Excuse you…I don’t understand THOT Speak!”
Girl: “Excuse you…I don’t understand THOT Speak!”
by Gemini Grammarian January 28, 2022
Get the THOT Speakmug. It means to means to type/ talk to text , so fast that no one understands what you said. Also must include horrible punctuation.
by Edwardsville February 28, 2021
Get the Loyal speakmug. lag speak is when you are attempting to speak online through voice chat and your internet is extremely shit so those you are speaking to can barely understand you.
Person 1: Hey what's up?
Person 2: Noonthhtinnigg muumchhc.
Person 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 2: Whhwatta yooyuu taatlkklinnigg abbaouuott?
Person 1: Stop speaking lag speak. Your internet is shit.
Person 2: Noonthhtinnigg muumchhc.
Person 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 2: Whhwatta yooyuu taatlkklinnigg abbaouuott?
Person 1: Stop speaking lag speak. Your internet is shit.
by AsianOnEggrollPatrol September 24, 2017
Get the lag speakmug.