Single Mom Syndrome (SMS)

When a single mother begins to dwell on being alone for the rest of their life and starts paying more attention to men than their children.

Child: Ugh! Mom is so obsessed with her new boyfriend it's like I don't even exist anymore, and when I do, everything is still about him! It's driving me crazy!

Dad: -sigh- She's just dealing with Single Mom Syndrome (SMS) right now. She'll get over it soon.

by YoMommasSoStupid May 12, 2012

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Social Media Syndrome (SMS)

The condition in which a person lives vicariously through themselves.

Guy 1 at party: Hey I heard Betty was going to be here! Have you seen her yet, I can't wait to meet her! She's so cray !
Guy 2 at party: Dude, she's been here all night. She's that sad looking girl sitting alone in the corner.
Guy 1 at party: What?! I thought she'd be dancing on a table by now from all her awesome FB and IG posts!

Guy 2 at party: Yeah, you'd think but she has a classic case of social media syndrome (SMS).

by shiverjc October 07, 2013

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