dik fuk the dong smasher

awesome fucking person

aaahh look out dik fuk the dong smasher is here

by wejnation July 26, 2017

Smasher Ace Aim

Smasher Ace Aim is a highly reliable aim that allows you to win against almost every other aim out there.

Don't worry, I got that Smasher Ace Aim so I don't need to use a keyboard and mouse to play video games.

by Him Who They Wanna Be April 1, 2023

gorilla smasher

When you have a woman gripped up from behind with one hand and you reach back, shit in the other and smashed her in the face.

Yo last night Dante gave that bitch from the club the Gorilla Smasher.

by Eat My Cherios December 24, 2015

Monkey Smasher

Having consentual sexual relations with a female.

'That guy is a good monkey smasher, he smashed my monkey real good!"

by Tkolee September 6, 2010

Wee smasher

A scottish saying that refers to a beautiful young gentleman

I love your son, he’s a total wee smasher

by Lovelypeacheslol11 January 11, 2021

Egg Smasher

Taken from the quote "don't put all your eggs in one basket"

An egg smasher is a guy or girl that spends there time keeping in contact and flirting with people in relationships, causing turmoil and chaos for the couple, he/she then attacks when the person is most emotional causing the relationship to become unfixable.

Egg Smasher: I found another egg last week she's coming close to cracking.

by SanishPoe November 3, 2015

Adam Smasher

An absolute rizz god, augmented with a thick, hard and hot black robocock made out of carbon fiber. He has the ability to rizz anyone near his vicinity with only his presence, no one is safe from his rizz.

Bystander 1: holy fuck, choom! It's Adam Smasher!
Bystander 2: my fucking god! He's so hot! I'd let him fuck my meat hole with his BBC any day!
Bystander 3: PLEASE, ADAM SMASHER! CALL ME A "FUCKABLE PIECE OF MEAT" AND USE YOUR BIG GUN TO OBLITERATE ME!

by Theconsumerofworlds69 November 6, 2023