sir craps a lot

One who craps excessively, and or often.
This ussally occurs when you have diarrhea or the shits from food poisoning or gruel from the school cafeteria.
Giving you to be knighted Sir craps a lot, common misconceptions of the nickname are; Sir Shit, Shitty mc shit pants, and Sir blastsofbrownstuffoutyouranus.

Man1- What the hell is that stanky shit smell?

Man2- Sir craps a lot's in the jon taking another crap.

by Sir craps a little October 11, 2008

Sir Dibbledord

a british detective personality that comes to life after smoking far too much marijuana

Sir Dibbledord searches the refrigerator for clues after smoking a big fatty.

by jennaficktion May 1, 2009

Sir Captain Master Wedley The Third

Possibly the Most epic name you will ever see for a human being. Seeing this name is very rare

Person #1: "Hey have you see Captain Wedley?"
Person #2: "It's Pronounced Sir Captain Master Wedley The Third"
Person #1: "Oh."

by Choji98 February 8, 2010

Sir Sexton

The most efficient bong of all time.

I took one chronic hit from Sir Sexton and i was good for the rest of the day.

by Mike Lightning December 30, 2010

sir nig alot

A white man who acts like a nigger a lot.

Not to be confused with white trash.

Dude, you've been really lazy recently. Stop being a sir nig alot.

nigger

by The Exalted Prince February 13, 2014

sir peepee's sexy perfume

every hoe that uses the dog filter on snapchat most likely owns this perfume.

oh my god laura that hoe Karli own's sir peepee's sexy perfume. :O
Laura: ewwww what a hoeee

by zvahl January 30, 2017

sir lawrence of letdown

A Larry Letdown is used to describe someone who cancels plans or backs out of something that was previously arranged

Sir Lawrence of letdown is to describe a person that is constantly a Larry let down. The lord of all let downs, the 1st ever was mark priest.

(N.B. Can still be used even when the person has a perfectly reasonable excuse - the shits or cloth's are wet are the top 2)

When he's an absolute Larry let down this would be his title. His name in your phone book would be sir Lawrence of letdown.

"Sorry mate got the shits again" ok sir lawrence of letdown see you tomorrow. Really he's been up all night sniffing his tits off.

by Tyron Josie September 5, 2019