Siberian Sand Goggles

The act of placing your testicles on someone's eyes while they are asleep.

We got a picture of you wearing siberian sand goggles last night.

by big e226 February 9, 2009

Siberian Sled Dog

Occurs after cumming on a chick you cover her in Husky hair (freshly shaven for maximum effect), then take her outside into the snow in the mountains of Siberia (because your a poor as shit beet farmer), attach a ball-gag with reins to said husky/women and proceed to fornicate doggy style whilst slaying ass down the hill

Hey, if you don't get down here right now I'll Siberian sled dog your mum

by Tramp-o-line May 10, 2012

trans siberian orchestra

(noun) A crappy excuse for a concert experience that lucky only comes around once a year. It is an for cheese ballers with acid washed jean to get drunk and say that they went to a multicultural music event; even though it has nothing to do with any culture other than our own consumerist monoculture. (see:cheese and mullets)

I had to come up with -any- excuse to get out of going to see the trans siberian orchestra concert.

by photomuse3 November 7, 2011

Siberian Pool Boy

When a man is having some sort of sex ( oral, vaginal, or anal) and shoots a cumshot in the girls belly button

i enjoy giving siberian pool boys in yellow poncho's with a young man named pedro on the corner.

by puppyxstomperx45 January 19, 2009

Trans Siberian Railroad

The sexual position where the man starts to fuck his chick but then he pulls out thus cumming from her vagina all the way up to her face, and then finally throwing at least an ice cube at her. (you can throw a whole bag of ice if you want) Since ice is used at the end, and it's a long trail of cum, it's named the Trans Siberian Railroad.

Dude I just gave her the Trans Siberian Railroad last night...

Cool how much ice?

A shit ton, man...

Niiiiice...

by Rich the Red November 27, 2010

Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker

A sexual position requiring a bucket of ice, a gag, and some icy-hot or related substance. You must first seduce the woman by rubbing ice on her nipples for an extended period of time while she is gagged. Then you must slap her ass repeaditaly afterwards rubbing icy-hot over the previously spanked are to increase burning.

I totall gave that chick the Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker and she cried for over 30 minutes.

by Meatless_Meatballs December 1, 2009

Siberian Tiger vs Brown Bear

One of the biggest arguments you'd ever see on the internet. Many people argue that the tiger could kill the bear, and vice versa. Typically, you'd look to nature to settle this conflict but it is just as complicated in the wild. The tigers manage to kill and eat bears more often then bears kill tigers, but it is unclear in most encounters whether the tigers and bears were both healthy, or how old and experienced they were.

Siberian tiger vs Brown bear is the greatest argument since Brown vs Board of Ed.

by oooooofff February 21, 2022