SHAFT BRANCO RF 

a giant faggot that weighs 350 pounds

yo man, ur such a shaft branco rf

SHAFT BRANCO RF by SHAFT BRANCO RF October 22, 2008

shaft the waft

when you're pleasuring someone up their bottom and they break wind due to not having gone to the toilet beforehand

"i was doing anal with gemima last night. it was going well until i had to shaft the waft, she should have gone for a shite beforehand

shaft the waft by Jack Barker January 5, 2008

Shaft Block 

The tiny bit of cum left in the penis after orgasn, often takes vigorous squeezing to remove

''i got serious shaft block man''

Shaft Block by 44R0N N0RT0N OF STRETFORD January 4, 2010

shaft apple 

The scrotum. It can be treated as a delightful dessert by dipping your shaft apple in chocolate, peanut butter, caramel, whipped cream or other tasty toppings.

Jenny: I have such a sweet tooth right now!

Dave: Want me to pull it out?

Jenny: Only if you're talking about your delicious shaft apple!

shaft apple by NinjaSquared November 22, 2010

shaft slap 

the act of pulling out your penis and slapping a random person in the face with it so hard that the imprint is left on their face

bro, im totally gonna shaft slap your uncle when he gets home

shaft slap by dr mcnasty December 14, 2010

Shaft My Sack 

according to world english dictionary shaft is a slang term meaning "to have sexual intercourse with" and Sack as in a Ballsack a.k.a Your Testicles inside your Scrotum, so Shaft My Sack Means "To Be Intimate/Sexual With Ones Testicles"

Your Doing Real Good In COD So At The Lobby You Say to Them Shaft My Sack

Shaft My Sack by HB Security March 12, 2011

shaft-a-holic 

one who loves the shaft, or anything resembling a shaft

betty: damn girl, look at that shit over there. Suzy: fuck girl, you're a shaft-a-holic

shaft-a-holic by mrk3 March 8, 2012