Sergio

Sergio is a more modern synonym of the word "mooch". He'll leave you high and dry if you ever invite him to stay at your place. He'll confidently pull out a hundred dollar bill from his wallet to pay his dues but then you realize it's the same serial number on that hundie from 20 years ago. dont be a Sergio!

Sergio: "Hey you gonna eat that?"
Friend: "bro its my last chicken finger. Im not gonna get paid til next week. Dont be a Sergio!
Sergio: nom nom nom

Sergio by Piggypooo April 27, 2026

Sérgio 

A nice guy by every definition of the word, often taken for granted and taken advantage of, not even realizing it. Fairly honest and sincere, always tries to keep things light hearted and calm, trying to cheer everyone up as well. May sometimes have serious issues such as depression, loneliness-induced lunacy and just overall sadness. Deserves to be taken care of nicely, as his heart is most likely severely broken and/or fragile.

In short, a great guy to have in your life, that deserves to be treated as such.

Girl 1: Oh there goes Sérgio! He always looks so down...

Girl 2: Yeah, he definitely needs some company.

Sérgio by eatmybigpurplepoopybutts February 27, 2018

Sergio Perez 

Mexican Defense Minister

- Teacher “Who’s the Minister of Defence in Mexico?”

- Class “Sergio Perez”

Sergio Perez by clotic January 3, 2022

Sergio Ramos Brace

A brace usually refers to two goals in a soccer game, but a Sergio Ramos brace is when a player concusses the goalie with a casual elbow to the head and dislocates the shoulder of the star striker in the same game. Named after Sergio Ramos who did this to Karius and Mo Salah in the champion's league final.

It's a close game out there boys and Johnson is one hell of a striker, we need to take him out. Jimmy, dislocate his shoulder

and while you're at it, slip a casual elbow shot to the keeper's head. Jimmy, The Sergio Ramos Brace is your destiny.

Sergio Ramos Brace by hearthyhandel June 21, 2018

Sergio Ramos 

Sergio Ramos (a.k.a. La Copa del Rey killer) is a defender who plays for Real Madrid and also on La Furia Roja.

He has a romantic relationship with Fernando Torres.

On April 20, Real Madrid won La Copa del Rey, they haven't won that cup in 18 years.

In the celebration they gave the La Copa to Sergio Ramos, and he threw it from the top of the bus. The bus ran over the Cup, and it died.

He tweeted about it, and he said "I didn't do anything, the cup jumped by itself".

Person1: GOAAAAAAAAAL FROM SERGIO RAMOS!!!

Person2: who?

Person1: the guy who threw it La Copa del Rey!

Person2: LMAO

Sergio Ramos by theoneblackredyellowring May 14, 2011

Sergio Leone 

Synonamous with Spaghetti Western. The director of cinema's greatest movies and the founder of Clint Eastwood's career.

Joe: I just saw " A fistfull of Dollars". It was magnificent. Who directed it?
Ninja Steve: Oh, that would be Sergio Leone

Sergio Leone by Ninja Steve May 18, 2004

sergio wentz 

a franklin square dwelling creature who resembles an uber spanish version of the fall out boy bassist Peter Wentz. Often found carrying a guitar, skateboarding or making out with an ashlee simpson look-alike.

I was walking down hempstead turnpike and spotted a SERGIO WENTZ on his skateboard!

sergio wentz by Amy and Kelly May 23, 2008