runaway ego syndrome

This syndrome could happen at any time but can be intensified by the consumption of alcohol. This is what happens when one cannot stop bragging on themself and all of their best qualities. When alcohol is involved, they may make the same statements repeatedly and loudly as a means of inforcing the validity of the statement and/or tell stories that magnify their greatness.

Hey boss, I am really glad to see you out tonight. I wanted to talk to you about the recent promotion I put in for. I know you gave the position to Mike but I think there are a few things you overlooked....

Two friends watching interaction painfully in the distance;
Friend 1: Oh man, Sam has a bad case of runaway ego syndrome tonight. Should we save him?
Friend 2: No man, let's let it play out a little bit first.

by Kaelli June 16, 2010

Chocolate Runway

The chocolate runway is the long-lost art of shitting down one's throat in such a way that it slides right down, leaving a 'chocolate runway' behind it.

"Last night Jason gave Emily a chocolate runway and she was talking about it all morning!"

by elitexero March 2, 2007

foaming the runway

copious ejaculate placed on any part of a females anatomy.
The volume is similar to the attempt to extinguish an airline jet fuel fire.

I pulled out and started foaming the runway.

by 40goingonfive March 28, 2008

Pranay Ranjan

Pranay Ranjan is an Indian Musical Artist and is best known as a COVER SONG ARTIST specializing in Punjabi and Hindi music.

You know Pranay Ranjan?
Yeah, Pranay Ranjan is an great Indian Musical Artist.

by Nayraroy January 26, 2021

Runana

This holiday is celebrated from the first day of the new year to January 3rd. Usually, people carve Rutabegga on Runana because they cannot leave the house and are bored. Oftentimes, many people are hung over from new years day. When people have nothing else to do, they then stuff the Rutabegga with frosting and eat it. YUM! On the last day of Runana everyone celebrates by sitting around a rutabegga.

Sally: "Mark, you shouldn't drink so. You'll get hung over."
Mark: "No, it's fine, it's almost Runana!"
Sally: "Oh, right! I almost forgot! In that case," (poors a HUGE glass of beer) "Drink up!

by meepedeemeepers500 January 4, 2010

runaway model

A model who ran away from home to become a model.

Mr. and Mrs. Klum miss their daughter Heidi ever since she became a runaway model.

by ni2 June 1, 2011

Kleenex runway

a strip of tissue paper, strategically placed to recieve your offerings after a gentlemans 10 minutes for a quick clean up.

After ten minutes of furious effort, George deposited his jism on the kleenex runway.

by Dom Drums April 6, 2006