The Max Rudderham Shit

The Max RudderHam Shit Is the longest but smoothest shit you'll ever see

A boy had a long smooth shit , he is called max rudderham that's why it's called the max rudderham shit

by The Max Rudderham Shit February 19, 2017

Blind Dutch Rudder

When you manipulate the arm of a sleeping person to masturbate yourself.

Lisa fell asleep while Bob was waiting for his pill to kick in, after which he used her limp hand like a blind Dutch rudder.

by Jfatt340 January 19, 2020

congressional dutch rudder

Referencing all the back door politics and pork barreling that accompanies any bill or similar government act.

It took congress extra long to pass a covid stimulus bill due to congressional dutch ruddering.

by Rabblerouser724 December 25, 2020

rudder

(Rud--err) People who dress, act, and have the personal hygiene of a bum. These people may stink, wear holey shirts, and definetly have greasy hair.

1. Dressing down today "rudder" style.

2. There are some many rudders at the grocery store the 1st of the month.

3. You're being such a rudder butt today, you haven't even showered.

4. The majority in New Lex School is "rudders". Popular people are actually the minority.

5. If you're on welfare there's a good chance you're a rudder.

by brittastic in Perrydise August 26, 2012

swahili rudder

Similar to the Dutch Rudder. A male sticks his index finger into his own belly button cavity as his male friend grabs his forearm. The male friend then begins to emulate the motion of masturbation. The motion should look similar to the fingering of a vagina.

Bro 1: Hey where's your belly button.
Bro 2: Right here bro. (Bro 1 grabs Bro 2 forearm)
Female 1: What are you guys doing? It looks like you're fingering his belly button.
Bro 1 & Bro 2: We are! It's called the Swahili Rudder!

by Therealcameronpretzel November 7, 2013

Corpse Rudder

Using the hand of the first passed out party goer to jack off.

Ronnie gave himself a Corpse Rudder after Tommy passed out at the party.

by TittyMonster_69 May 14, 2015

Double Dutch Rudder

Like a Dutch Rudder except this act is completely with Another Man. You both grab each others forearm and shake it thus helping the other person masturbate. Does not work will if the 2 individuals are not both right handed or both left handed.

Me and Scott were so bored we gave each other a double dutch rudder and we came everywhere.

by Brian Euvino March 30, 2009