Roadman

Typically a male aged 9-30 who thinks he is a proper mad lad because he has got a knife ten times bigger than his penis and somebody above the age of 25 called him his “yg”. The roadman loves female attention and will use force to get it, brandishing his weapon so the so called “peng tings” will get on their knees.
“Aye did you hear about j2, he’s a proper roadman cuz his shank is 17 inches and his dicks only 1.7 bruvalam.”
by LidlReducedAisle December 9, 2023
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Roadman

A young male from England who usually wears hoodies, trousers, trainers, and sometimes durags and masks. You'll more likely see one in London, Birmingham, Manchester, Liverpool, Bristol, and Leeds.
Roadman: "Sup, man. You good?"
Roadman 2: "Yeah, bruv. This day was great, innit?"
Roadman: "Yeah, man. Hope we get some bands and the feds won't catch us."
by FreezeDollar August 25, 2023
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Roadman day

the 24th of september is official roadman day get it going slimeskis
omg guys its roadman day wagwan
by pluuuuh September 24, 2023
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Roadman

1.A person who repairs roads.
2.A teenage drug seller.
3.A dodgy person on roads.
Oliver Jonas may be a roadman.
by xdr5t3evq3q September 2, 2025
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aka the indian wanna be roadmen that wear poundland chains and have no idea how to act. they normally eat roadmen curry.

The breed has developed from the houseparty indians that ask to see your “bobs”.

Beware these breed of wanna be roadman can be dangerous because they think that they are hard.
woah look at that houseparty indian roadman .... keep away dude they will use curry gas on you.
by yh lad November 8, 2020
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Roadman

The evolved species of the now near extinct chav. Roadmen can be easily spotted as they will always appear wearing a black (often North Face) puffer jackets, black Nike caps, Adidas or Nike black tracksuit bottom and a Nike bag (often with a shoulder strap). The collective noun for a group of Roadmen is ‘Mandem’. Roadmen can often be found in city centres, suburbs and semi-rural areas, often seen smoking but most often vaping and smoking weed in back alleys or by walls. Roadmen also speak a branch of the English language, most of which is still unknown. However one part of this language linguists have dissected form conversation with them is the pronoun ‘Man’’ which is often used in place of ‘Me’ . Roadmen have only been foun in the country of England, mainly large cities like London, Manchester and Huddersfield.
“Hey have you heard about Daniel
“Yeah he’s turned into a proper Roadman”
by English bloke May 23, 2023
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Roadman on aisle three

Typically a well educated person but still thick and shit and not thicc in the good way.

He/she will act like a road man 24/7 in private because they watched blue story once. But in public they still spend “spend daddy’s money
Why’s he acting like that in Tesco’s, Roadman on aisle three. Not lengers that, not lengers.
by Casadeshaggers December 17, 2021
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