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Rejarded

A rejard is a sort of censorship to retard or calling someone mentally slow or plain stupid. By changing 't' and to 'j' loses the now 'bad word' 's significance and is taken literally as 'rejard'.
Stoopid i'm not gonna let you get the chance... your rejarded said Tekashi
by aliensauce March 16, 2019
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Rejaculation

When a dude experiences extreme sexual release while simultaneously being rejected by a girl he has just asked out.
Tom experienced his first rejaculation experience in the school yard after Becky turned him down for prom. His heart might have been broken, but his junk had never felt more alive!
by Mottstravaganza September 4, 2019
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Rejaculate

to rejaculate is to use a syringe to put an already ejaculated load down one's penis and then sniff enough pepper(or whatever makes you sneeze) to induce a sneeze that contracts your body enough to shoot the old load out with the vigor of a new one
I knew it was going to be a special evening when your mom came in with a syringe and a pepper shaker looked me in the eyes and said "I want you to rejaculate onto my face"
by AggressiveKegals September 21, 2019
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Rejarded

A term for someone who just isn’t all there. Someone who thinks they know everything, however they turn out to just be a idiot. A form of autism.
Don’t listen to that guy he’s rejarded.
by Benson69assslayer January 15, 2020
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Revamp My Wool Jacket

Codephrase for "shave my balls with a machine".
So glad I decided to revamp my wool jacket yesterday - feeling and lookin' fresh to death!
by wooljacketrevamper March 26, 2020
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reamsworth

she hasnt washed her hair. she's a real reamsworth
by Winding wind May 14, 2020
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Ream, cream, and then watch dream

The very best way to watch 1 speed runner vs 5 hunters
“Just ream, cream, and then watch dream, bro!”
by Mr Beads February 1, 2021
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