Rehearsal

This occurs when the corpse of a loved one is reanimated, killed (again), and buried (for the last time hopefully).

At some point during the zombie outbreak you encounter your ex loved ones. They want your brains and you want them to rest forever, once again. This calls for a family rehearsal.

by Sh1tfac3d December 6, 2013

rehersal

The dumb-balls fuck-shit way to spell "rehearsal".
Anyone who thinks it's spelled this way is obviously a donkey cock.

"I went to my rehersal."

Fuck that.

It's: "I went to my rehearsal."

by Crockett-Cracker April 11, 2008

reetwole

The condition in which one has three testicles, which is also an anatomical dysfunction for those of you who thought otherwise.

Heart attack? I have reetwole! Yes I have three testicles bitch! Reewole.

by Walter Elias Disney September 22, 2006

rehehehe

a stupid fucking way to text laughing

"hey check this out"
"RehEheHe"

by the quiet kid boi September 15, 2022

Reet Storm

A reet storm is a retard; also called a reet that is throwing a fit or having a retarded episode. These outbursts are usually totally unexpected and uncalled for but also laughable after they occur.

Gary is having a reet storm because Asia is smoking in the house.

by AsiaSecore July 30, 2008

Reet

A typical Indian, especially Punjabi e-girl who'd start texting with you just to mess with you, even going as far as saying "I think I love you" after just a couple of messages, would block in a couple of days. Do not trust them.

Person 1: Yo, I just got a DM from Reet.
Person 2: Is she saying that she loves you? Classic Reet
Person 1:*visible confusion*

by MortalDragon May 2, 2021

reeton

A fool, idiot. Some one who does something stupid

You fucking reeton, what you do that for?

by SpikeyDude February 6, 2005