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First Date Regulations for Men

1. 90 minutes maximum
2. Show up on time, but no earlier than 15 minutes.

3. Dress how you usually dress. Don’t wear a suit unless you’re coming from a meeting.
4. Have cash in your wallet. Not because you need it. Just trust me.
5. If you can’t afford to have cash in your wallet, you can’t afford a girlfriend.
6. Ripped jeans don’t look good
7. Have a reason to leave after 90 minutes. Make some shit up if you need to.

8. Don’t say you like something just because she does. If you despise it, don’t pretend to play along.

9. Bring a condom. You never know.

10. Just in case, have a Backup Call
Idk what to do for this date.

“Man, just review the first date regulations for men, that’s what they’re there for.”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
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radulations

An expression of praise for an individual that has not only achieved success in some part of life, but that success is also particularly rad.
Radulations on your new high paying job as Jessica Alba's personal boob massager.
by tendrinkdrunk June 24, 2008
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cast recolation surgery

A word you say when you told your girlfriend you broke your leg and really didnt. You say your in your home resting your leg (when your really playing basketball outside) and she wants to come over and see your cast. You tell her you cant because your about to go get a cast recolation surgery. It works. Trust me.
GF: Hey do you wanna hang out tomorrow?

Guy: Sorry i broke my leg and im getting a cast recolation surgery.

GF: Oh my word! That sounds terrible!
by Romanisrad February 22, 2009
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Reelationship

To string someone along making them believe they are your friend or that the relationship is real and then yanking them out of the water like a fish and destroying their reality.
I had a reelationship with her until she bought me a car, then I told her I was sleeping with her sister.
by WordKing69 July 2, 2015
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Reelationship

Noun. A relationship entirely comprised of sending reels and/or tiktoks.
I think I'm going to send him some work out reels to take our reelationship to the next level.
by Strawhatmml February 3, 2023
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Interlifespan Relations

A sexual relationship between a living human being and an ethereal being. Considered quite classy, but not as stylish as a cat wearing a tuxedo.
To have interlifespan relations, one must believe in apparitions.
by Barney From The Mail Room January 29, 2010
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Regulator

Keeping things real;
Brittany and Yoli:regulating things
keeping it real
On the down low
We are regulating
by Bney February 22, 2004
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