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Rectangle

Rectangles are just long lanky squares who don’t fit in. Therefore they have their own name and own feelings.

The government is trying to trick us
Did u see the government paper trying to make write our name in those “rectangles” ? Scammers!
by Mr Jebi se December 18, 2019
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Retance

To dance like a complete retard, usually involves extreme lack of co-ordination, arm flailing and jumping about.
OMG look its laurens retancing AGAIN, she looks like a complete retard, oh no she's goin to retance AGAIN....i dont know whats worse,her outfit or her retancing!
by Chuck Von Duck April 28, 2006
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rectal romeo

Someone who romances his way into someone's rectum
by Dave Baumgartner October 10, 2006
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Rectal Smog

When one passes gas/farts/toots/etc so severely that it seems to change the density and consistency of the air.
"Man, that fart was so nasty it created some rectal smog! There's even a haze!"

"These beans are going to help me release some rectal smog..."
by James the Crippler April 23, 2008
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rectal brooming

To poke, prod, or otherwise attempt to insert the handle of a broom or mop (or any cylindrical object of the appropriate size, e.g., a flashlight) into the rectum.
This apparently is a hazing procedure that recently came to light in a story from Arizona in which two boys (aged 18 and 19 years old) were accused of performing "rectal brooming" on 18 middle school boys aged 11 to 15. Apparently, the victims' clothes remained on during the assualt. These charges were originally classified as felony sexual assualt, and later downgraded to a misdemeanor. The current spin is that the incidents were a hazing gone wrong. One of the boys charged is the son of a prominent politician and is a member of the Church of Latter Day Saints, giving this incident widespread recognition and debate.
by T Grimes April 24, 2006
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rectangulate

To order/ organise items into the shape of a rectangle.
When you have finished the questions, rectangulate your dominos and then you may leave.
by Mr Thorpe's Double Maths set February 18, 2009
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rectangle head

an insult used to make fun of those with rectangular shaped skulls
"well at least I didn't acquire my dad's rectangle head!"
by annieedv November 9, 2017
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