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Tallahassee reach around

When one or more objects are inserted simultaneously into two different orifices of a person by one individual.
Don't go to the gastroenterologist - he might just give you a Tallahassee reach around.
by JoshSucksAtUO October 4, 2018
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Eskimo Reach Around

A sex act where a male or female places a ice cube under their partners balls, then attempt to jerk them off from behind and get them to finish before the ice cube melts.
Oh my god Brenden, i gave patrick the quickest Eskimo Reach Around last night.
by asorie July 14, 2023
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The Jason Reach-Around

When you annoy a Quirky, Gay, Dumbass, White kid who is the son of a cop and thinks he's a badass. And he ends up grabbing your balls to make you stop
I annoyed Jason with a flashlight so he pulled The Jason Reach-Around to try and take it away. Needless to say, I felt violated
by 07042016 July 3, 2016
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Satan's Reach Around

Putting hot sauce or chill pepper on one's finger and then placing the fingers into the ass or vagina of another.
I was with this chick last weekend she gave me Satan's Reach Around. Last time I have tacos on a date!
by aestrophUnicorn February 27, 2019
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Rusty Krusty crab reach around

The act of getting pegged by your girl while she reaches around and jerks you off with a rusty set of grill tongs.
Dude, your sister gave me the Rusty krusty crab reach around last night. It was sick!
by Lickalottapuss88 February 2, 2022
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Ol’ Washington Reach-around

When someone trumpets the US National Anthem into your butt while jerking you off
Yeah, and then she gave me the Ol’ Washington Reach-around to finish off the 4th of July festivities
by arsen_28 June 10, 2022
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Dr. Jon Reach Around

A “loving embrace,” done with the utmost care and the gentlest touch by a healthcare professional while the patient is concentrating on their alimental concerns, questions they are being asked about general health trivia while they are being entertained with bright lights and Snellen charts, or otherwise distracted by the doctor’s slight of hand. Sometimes seen as a test of a patients fortitude and potential, this act, while not intrinsically sexual, is often referred to in doctoring circles as the first foray of the lonely and overeducated in their professional mating rituals or “social networking” in and outside of their immediate circles.
I went in to see if I needed new glasses and while I was there I was given the “Dr. Jon Reach Around.” I’m not sure if my vision is any better but I’ve met my co-pay for the year. All things considered, I’m happy with my new provider.
by Ken Limnac April 23, 2021
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