Loom Raider

A person who has a predisposition for causing accidents that ruin carpets, rugs and upholstery.

By lucky coincidence, the frantic tidying and commotion caused by the Loom Raider's upset often unearths items that have long since been thought lost. In student digs this will most commonly include lighters, money, weed/hash and other artifacts of (some) value.

Crash! Glug, glug, glug..
Loom Raider: "Oh, man. I'm so sorry. Why is it always me?"
Owner: "Because you're a klutz."
L.R.: "I'll help tidy up.. hmm.. what's this?"
Owner: "OMG! It's Emma's number! I thought I'd lost it! Haha! You're a Loom Raider! OK, you're off the hook.. I hope she hasn't forgotten me.. (etc.)"

by Chandra42 October 27, 2008

tomb raider

decent video game.

by Joe the MOFO October 4, 2003

Tomb Raider

A game dedicated to TRUE perverts.

Playing Tomb Raider shows the most noble way of peeking female body.

by Peevee May 23, 2006

Ringpiece Raider

A man who makes sex with another man. (UK Slang)

Gay 1: Turd burgling your way to poo piracy?
Gay 2: Up your batty, you queer little ringpiece raider!
Both Gays: Up the bum, no harm done! *Giggles*

Hetro: That's so fucking gay, stop being gay.

by Lexical Sodomy May 16, 2008

Batty Raider

Slang term for a homosexual, linked to the patios term Batty for arse.

"Elton John is one big-time Batty Raider!"

by NZBB June 23, 2009

Tomb Raider

Before having sexual intercourse you dip your penis into a fully filled ashtray (please make sure cigarettes are not burning or stuck on your penis). When you penetrate the lady a puff of ash will appear. It is like entering an old dusty tomb.

"I totally raided that girl's tomb"
"DUDE! I just gave your mom the old Tomb Raider"

by Escargotman December 15, 2013

Tomb Raider

A young man whom has sex with an older woman. Male equivalent of a gold digger.

Ashton Kutcher is a real tomb raider.

by Mike Sackss February 4, 2008