you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

That is correct ☆𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙬𝙩𝙮☆

You are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

by Cloudii.vss April 29, 2021

I don't want to ruin our friendship

Ha ha ha - the background is everybody who ever had more than one friendship. The definition is that it is OVAH sucker, just like you knew it was but didn't want to admit it to yourself.

But I'm gonna - so goodbye!

by Pitt Cairn July 11, 2004

you are going to ruin your record player needle

Absolutely the best thing to put on a record playing in reverse as a backwards Satanic message.

As Mephiroth spun the turntable of his record player backwards, he could hear the luciferan chanting...you are going to ruin your record player needle...you are going to ruin your record player needle...

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 14, 2008

Fucked the Town down and shook her arse at the ruins

When a slut/whore or nymphomaniac comes to a small town and fucks every avaliable man in a relatively short time, hence being given the title as the "town bicycle." (i.e.: everyone gets a ride),then leaves to move onto the next town or truck stop where the cycle continues. (apparently this phrase is used in country Australia)

Drunk: Hey mate! Where's that 2 bob whore that was around here yesterday?
Pub Owner: You poor bloke, you didn't get any?
Drunk:No?
Pub owner: That shiela already Fucked the Town down and shook her arse at the ruins

by Boganwarrior June 18, 2006

ruined reacharound

Gay sex act that’s funny to watch. The dom top gay fucks a faggot while he plays with the faggots dick. When the faggot is about to cum the tops hand slides off the faggots penis. The faggots hands are tied behind his back so he’s forced to watch as his cock drips cum. Neat to watch because of the way it bounces with each spurt. The faggot might beg the top to keep giving him the ol’ reacharound, which makes it even funnier.

When my boyfriend gives me a ruined reacharound I feel like such a faggot.

by reacharoundaholic July 3, 2024

Ruining people's lives deliberately

No she did not ruin her own life and I KNOW... Exactly what your response is. "People don't have to support your unless you're retarded or a women or broke fat cock." But that isn't what happening there. And then we have the less of 2 evils here whose entire life revolves are pointing down at pedophiles and shouting "But at least I'm not THAT bad, right guys? Right? I'm THAT bad but not THAT bad." And the parents say "Well now I feel better about the pedophiles cus at least the scary guy is on our side." But only until their kids gets molested at which point he becomes a sadistic consolation price.

Hym "Nope. You are ruining people's lives deliberately for saying things you don't like but you only care about her celebrating Charlie's death because you consider him a good person and, by extension, yourself a good person and the thought that someone would be happy that YOU die pisses you off and you are taking that out on HER but conservatives were pretty stoked about Jordan Neely getting strangled to death for shouting about who bereft and hunger they are. So... I don't know. I don't see Matt Walsh having his life ruined for saying that the hobo strangler should get a medal for strangling a man for 15 minutes while 2 other people held down his arms so he could not defend himself."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025

Ruin porn

Ruin porn is the leftovers after a nice porn.

"How can u ruin porn? ". "Watch it with ur mouth closed! "

by Porn ruiner May 22, 2018