reader's elbow

The redness of the elbow/s one achieves when he/she is reading in the prone position. There are 3 degrees of reader's elbow based on the redness: grade one- a pinkish color similar to that of a female's vagina, grade two- the color a hamburger turns when it is medium rare, grade three- the color of a popped cherry.

"Yo, last night i got reader's elbow and not it looks like i got a pussy as an elbow"
"Yo that fat fuck has reader's elbow, what a fat fuck."

by PPPR September 27, 2011

rudder butter

The frothy mix of semen and lubricant created when one ejaculates and then uses said ejaculate as fresh lubricant for a second jack session.

After I splooged in that Dennys bathroom I got a creamy batch of rudder butter going on cause I had to go for round two.

by Thenineteen December 13, 2015

Tail Rudder

Similar to the 'Motorboat'. The act of pushing one's face in between the butt cheeks, and rocking your head from side to side very rapidly while making a vigorously, vibrating your lips.

I took your mum home last night she loved the Tail Rudder!

by TailRudder October 8, 2010

cock rudders

used to describe a womans giant labia lips,hanging to give the appearance of rudders,no matter the entry angle the rudders always steer you into the vagina

at a bar with a friend"dude look at the cock rudders on that chick".
alone looking at porn"nice cock rudders on that bitch".
after sex to your buddy"that chick had the biggest cock rudders ive ever seen".

by choda4u2 March 12, 2011

Poon Rudder

Noun. A rare string of excess pussy meat originating from an otherwise normal looking twat, usually starting from the pussy opening and ending in or around the asshole. Some have been know to fan out off of the taint much like the fin growing on the back of a Stegasaurus. Other cases have been know to dangle just below the female hatchet wound like a bedside lamp string. Most women with this condition, especially the fin type, are able to navigate through rough waters with race boat precision.

I managed to take my swim teacher home one night after some drinks. One thing lead to another and I ended up going down on her. Much to my amaze and dumbfoundness after removing her panties , her vagina revealed somthing extra. A Poon Rudder. That explained the olympic caliber 100m freestyle lap times.

by Chadillac1080 April 21, 2017

Kelsie Reder

an annoying, curley haired girl who always will eat your food. She is fun to be with but if she’s hungry, she’ll kill you and raid your pantry. Her hair is bouncy but she won’t let you touch it. She is very sassy and will kill you for a goldfish.

where did my food go?

Looks like that Kelsie Reder over there took it.

by lol hi losers March 5, 2019

avid_reader

An individual who is always reading books.

“She’s such an avid_reader! All she does is read books.”

by ChocCroissant February 2, 2022