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quashmonkey

What you call a person who buys you stuff you don't want.
Person: Hey dude. I just bought you some dog food for your dog.

Other Person: What the hell!? You know don't have a dog. Why would you buy me this?!

Person: Just thought you would like it.

Other Person(mutters): Damn quashmonkey.
by wontonhouseofbro August 16, 2010
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Quashafagabagle

Can be used as a substitute for anything like the word jawn originating from Philadelphia

Can be used when split up
Quasha-noun
Faga-verb
Bagle-adjective (pronounced bagel)
Hand me that Quashafagabagle
by Unknown subject .59 September 1, 2020
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quashafagabagle

Quashafagabagle is used as an all encompassing substitute for any person, place, or thing. Like this definition, an informative

Can be used in its three parts
or use it to describe something by using a different tone

Quasha - noun
Faga - verb
Bagle - adjective (pronounced bagel)
Hand me that Quashafagabagle
by Unknown subject .59 September 1, 2020
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Quasiloid

A person who looks like they have Downs Syndrome, but does not.
Man, that chick is a quasiloid. If I didn't know any better, I'd think she was retarded.
by jkd_dude January 13, 2009
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Quasibono

When a male has half an erection, or a quasiboner. The -er was dropped and an -o was attatched to play on the name of Quasimodo from the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
A quasibono is very frustrating as it can be perceived as a number of things.
Man that girl has a wicked body, but that face? Only gives me a quasibono.
by thestone January 11, 2009
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Quasiface

A face that breaks out in ugly, akin to the Hunchback of Notre Dame. It can be temporary or permanent. Typically results in social paralysis.
I can't go out tonight because I am Quasiface.

I thought my blind date would be hot, but when he showed up he was a total Quasiface.
by thatgirlhiding June 26, 2009
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Quaphwap

When a woman farts and the gas enters her vagina, forcing her to queef said fart, making a quaphwap sound.
While watching the new Twilight movie, Maria quaphwapped so hard it blew out her tampon.
by BabyCorn$3.50 July 10, 2010
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