Mother-Pucker Punch 

PAIN IN ASS MOTHER-IN-LAWS

When you are doing your mother-in-law doggie-style you then jam it in her ass. As she turns around puckered from pain you donkey-punch her in the mouth. Making this the MOTHER-PUCKER PUNCH.

Mother-Pucker Punch by Mother-Pucker Punchers October 14, 2009

fig pucker 

The face made when a sour fig is eaten; one who resembles such a face.

That guy's a real fig pucker.

fig pucker by Mr. Ray September 23, 2008

major pucker factor 

A major pucker factor is a critical problem that that everybody's ass so tight you couldn't slip in a sheet of paper sideways.

Mark Foley's escapes created a major pucker factor amongst Republicans.

major pucker factor by Mora Hastits December 20, 2006

Ass Pucker 

When you are scared suddenly or abrubtly.

Oh Shit! The "Black Ice" on the road really gave me an "Ass Pucker."

Ass Pucker by Funny Lookin' Skinny Man March 12, 2007

butthole pucker 

To express positive or negative excitement, depending on circumstance.

(Insert situation here)does not make my butthole pucker. But, watching two lesbian butch dykes kiss does make my butthole pucker.

butthole pucker by Big Dick Stork (Senn) February 1, 2007

tucker pucker 

Republicans in jail getting ready to give head so they don't get beat up

Homey is ready for the tucker pucker or his ass will be kicked

tucker pucker by Laughs Along With Humans October 10, 2021

Tucker Pucker 

Spontaneous self lubrication of one's own asshole whenever a Russian accent is heard.

He gets a tucker Pucker whenever a Russian accent is heard.

Tucker Pucker by Laughs Along With Humans May 8, 2022