person 1: who eats pineapple on pizza?
psychopath: I do.
person 1: What the actual fuck you psychopath.
psychopath: I do.
person 1: What the actual fuck you psychopath.
by Speedwagon_Is_God November 14, 2019
Get the Psychopathmug. A person who has a big problem with everything a good person does that isn’t meaning to but is undoing all the work the psychopath has done to pass his unmentionable and despicable behaviour onto a unsuspecting well mannered and caring person.
That psychopath did something horrible , then he found out they were gonna sodomise whoever did it and make gay porn out of the video , so he started associating himself with ppl who earn an honest living from attending university. It looked silly because he wasn’t ever scared to threaten anyone until his scapegoat kept accidentally acting the opposite to what he had told people was his honest opinion of them was. Based on knowing them well enough to advise them.
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Psychopathmug. by Misc____ December 16, 2020
Get the Psychopathmug. by Jamesyboy.. July 28, 2022
Get the Psychopathmug. “Aren’t successful... unless, of course, they ARE successful... in which case, they aren’t psychopaths.... because the marker for psychopaths is... Um... success... Yeah, that’s right... Success... I know I said it was low conscientiousness and then I changed my mind to neuroticism... but now it’s success... because I’m the one who decides such things.... I’m not a charlatan, I swear!” ~ The Lord God Almighty Dr. Professor Prophet Jordan Benihana Peterson
Hym “You see him just changing the criteria at a whim, right? It’s not just me? Because when he talks about psychopaths all of the shit applies to himself... and then he changes what constitutes a psychopath to cover his own ass... like... yeah I exploit people in a callous (you meant callous not callow) way but... I’m successful... So I can’t be a psychopath because psychopaths aren’t successful... I mean... it’s not like a wrote a book that read like it was written by Dennis Renalds... My daughter didn’t say I moved around a lot... just ignore the people who don’t affirm my world view... and if you don’t... I’ll conspire with the government officials I’ve ingratiated myself with and silence them.... because I’m not a psychopath... as a matter of fact, all of that is the exact opposite of what a psychopath would do! That’s what a prophet does! I’m a prophet and my wife has prophetic dreams!!!”
by Hym Iam November 14, 2022
Get the Psychopathsmug. A person who signs up for and is cast on a television show where he and 25+ usually eligible bachelors date the same woman; but, instead of being a semi-normal human being like most of the rest of the men, may display behaviors including but not limited to:
-Letting a woman know that he is “genuinely starting to fall in love” with her within 48 hours of meeting her.
-Unnecessarily jumping on top of a limousine, roaring and grunting much to the dismay of those watching.
-Keeps interrupting conversations, usually with seconds between each attempt, despite several warnings to back off.
-Exemplifies the term pathological liar.
-Possessive tendencies over a woman that has the potential to resemble the phrase “If I can’t have her, no one will.”
-Aggressively tackling and body slamming dudes when in a competitive group setting.
-Realizes a need to establish that he is not a psychopath and proceeds to look up the definition of the word while on national television.
-Kneeing a dude in the face while in the previously mentioned competitive group setting and then backtracking over the details of the incident.
-Exhibits extreme jealousy over the fact that a woman has chemistry with other dudes on the TV show he signed up for where she dates 25+ other dudes.
-Raises so many red flags that the Bachelorette, his fellow cast mates, and all of America question his character.
-Letting a woman know that he is “genuinely starting to fall in love” with her within 48 hours of meeting her.
-Unnecessarily jumping on top of a limousine, roaring and grunting much to the dismay of those watching.
-Keeps interrupting conversations, usually with seconds between each attempt, despite several warnings to back off.
-Exemplifies the term pathological liar.
-Possessive tendencies over a woman that has the potential to resemble the phrase “If I can’t have her, no one will.”
-Aggressively tackling and body slamming dudes when in a competitive group setting.
-Realizes a need to establish that he is not a psychopath and proceeds to look up the definition of the word while on national television.
-Kneeing a dude in the face while in the previously mentioned competitive group setting and then backtracking over the details of the incident.
-Exhibits extreme jealousy over the fact that a woman has chemistry with other dudes on the TV show he signed up for where she dates 25+ other dudes.
-Raises so many red flags that the Bachelorette, his fellow cast mates, and all of America question his character.
by TacoBelle4 June 8, 2019
Get the Psychopathmug. Dude have you seen DiamondyJhon's newest video?
Oh from that psychopath no but from Michael Reeves yes.
Oh from that psychopath no but from Michael Reeves yes.
by ITSDIAMONDBOY April 22, 2022
Get the Psychopathmug.