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Get the Poogasm mug.n. (pro-gare-uh-tee) - Professionally extreme use of vulgar words/gestures, and vulgar behavior. Often displayed in two ways:
1.) Chain swearing
2.) Multiple vulgar gestures
1.) Chain swearing
2.) Multiple vulgar gestures
1.) *iPod freezes* Fuck this faggot ass shit, I hate Apple
2.) Father: Why don't you do your homework?
Daughter: ......*gives him dual middle fingers"
Father: I don't allow progarity in my house, watch that fucking shit goddamn it
2.) Father: Why don't you do your homework?
Daughter: ......*gives him dual middle fingers"
Father: I don't allow progarity in my house, watch that fucking shit goddamn it
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An acronym for that point when you've had all the shit thrown at you, and you're at a crossroads: to continue giving a shit or to go beyond and not give a shit.
An acronym for that point when you've had all the shit thrown at you, and you're at a crossroads: to continue giving a shit or to go beyond and not give a shit.
Girlfriend: Oh, by the way, I'm fucking your best friend.
Mother: Your dog just died, and you're going to fail out of college.
Father: Your mother and I are getting a divorce.
You: You know what? I'm at the POGAS and edgin over the line.
Mother: Your dog just died, and you're going to fail out of college.
Father: Your mother and I are getting a divorce.
You: You know what? I'm at the POGAS and edgin over the line.
by dumbledor42 December 4, 2011
Get the POGAS mug.When listening to progressive rock, a progasm can be reached when you go very deep into the music and that you let it take control over you. This instrumental trance can be called a progasm, especially when you actually wet your pants doing it. One of the main particularities of the progasm is that it is often accompanied by frenetic air-guitar playing, as well as air-keyboard, air-drum, air-bass, air-flute or even air-accordion.
Why is the progasm only related to ''progressive music'' ?
Progressive music often contains extended solos and very complex interplay between many kinds of instruments, some of them being pretty unusual. A song which is constituted of several tempo changes, unusual time signatures, incredibly fast arpeggios, absolutely original synth sounds, dissonant chords, a church organ interlude and out-of-this-world vocal harmonies has more chance to simply blow your mind than a standard 3-minute pop song. Real progheads can actually get sexually excited when hearing a fully accomplished prog song.
Why is the progasm only related to ''progressive music'' ?
Progressive music often contains extended solos and very complex interplay between many kinds of instruments, some of them being pretty unusual. A song which is constituted of several tempo changes, unusual time signatures, incredibly fast arpeggios, absolutely original synth sounds, dissonant chords, a church organ interlude and out-of-this-world vocal harmonies has more chance to simply blow your mind than a standard 3-minute pop song. Real progheads can actually get sexually excited when hearing a fully accomplished prog song.
OMFG dude. Did you listen to this overextended keyboard solo by Keith Emerson? This is just fucking awesome: I had a progasm!!!
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