david letterman committed premature ejokulation last night.
dude thinks his jokes are so funny he prematurely ejokulates.
dude thinks his jokes are so funny he prematurely ejokulates.
by spencedog April 11, 2009
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George: Hey Gina
Gina:
George: Uh, you sent a blank text.
Gina: Sorry George my phone has premature etextulation.
Gina:
George: Uh, you sent a blank text.
Gina: Sorry George my phone has premature etextulation.
by jaqueranda December 4, 2009
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When a person is acting out in an over exaggerated way about a situation that has not occured yet but may
When a game will be airing on TV and someones favorite team is playing and they are going on and on about how they are going to win they are prehype before they know the out come.
by Sweetest Thang82 September 25, 2011
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Yeah, I sure did. Just too bad that Trey ruined it with his Premature Endjamulation like the Piper and Carini that came before it.
by tmwsiy November 14, 2011
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Get the Premarital Sex mug.The flushing of an automatic toilet bowl prior to taking a shit.
This is known to happen in corporate offices with automatic flushers and after a great deal of effort has been expended to carefully lay down the paper on the seat...right before you sit down, the toilet flushes taking all the paper with it...forcing you to start again...
This is known to happen in corporate offices with automatic flushers and after a great deal of effort has been expended to carefully lay down the paper on the seat...right before you sit down, the toilet flushes taking all the paper with it...forcing you to start again...
Andrew had to take a massive crap and took great care in applying the paper to cover all parts of the dirty seat...as he turned to drop to his knees, a premature auto flushing kicked in...requiring him to hold back with all his might as he re-applied paper....
by Stanley O'Toole April 26, 2007
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may be perceived as a "skipped beat" or felt as palpitations in the chest. In a normal heartbeat, the ventricles contract after the atria have helped to fill them by contracting; in this way the ventricles can pump a maximized amount of blood both to the lungs and to the rest of the body . In a PVC, the ventricles contract first, which means that circulation is inefficient. However, single beat PVC arrhythmias do not usually pose a danger and can be asymptomatic in healthy individuals.1
may be perceived as a "skipped beat" or felt as palpitations in the chest. In a normal heartbeat, the ventricles contract after the atria have helped to fill them by contracting; in this way the ventricles can pump a maximized amount of blood both to the lungs and to the rest of the body . In a PVC, the ventricles contract first, which means that circulation is inefficient. However, single beat PVC arrhythmias do not usually pose a danger and can be asymptomatic in healthy individuals.1
by Hoochy Mama May 15, 2011
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