Patching

The act of opening a message/chat and ignoring it.

My boyfriend was patching my messages yesterday.

by SeshGremlinX February 4, 2019

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eye-patch underwear

Type of thong underwear worn by one of Michael Duvall's mistresses.

Michael (bragging about affair) : She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And  so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going  up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!

by mac2 September 10, 2009

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Patched

To be left on your own. Normally occurs to someone whose 'friends' hate them. A Scottish word.

Way! You got nigeled
No! I got patched, okay?

by Iamnotafuckingaccident June 16, 2010

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Bologna Patch

The Giant slab of exposed skin on a balding persons head.
Balding that resembles a slab of Bologna.
Bologna Patch

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This is Bologna Patch.

by majere989 March 31, 2009

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Suede Patches

Clothing displaying profuse underarm sweating. Can also refer to the person with the profuse sweating.

“That lawyer must be nervous, check out her suede patches.”

"Check it out, Suede Patches over there he must have been on the treadmill for hours."

by SBoss2 January 29, 2009

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Battlefield 2 patch

A battlefield 2 patch is similar to a computer virus. The patch slowly degrades the game into a heaping pile of crap. With each major match, a series of smaller hotfix patches are required to fix the many flaws of the major patch. Even after the hotfix patches, the bugs are still rampant.

"OMG BF 1.3 patch is out we're SAVED!!!"

"This battlefield 2 patch is a patch to patch the patch of the patched patch which needed to be patched after the patch before the original patch was patched."

by Meijer's! May 31, 2006

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