Poseidon’s Kiss

When you drop the kids off at the pool and dookie water splashes up on your sphincter

Bro 1: Bro I just took a fat shit!
Bro 2: Bro how fat?
Bro 1: Bro I got a major Poseidon’s Kiss.
Bro 2: No bueno bro…

by bussyslurper June 21, 2024

P-8 Poseidon

The p-8 is a heavily modified 737-800ER meant for maritime and anti sub missions

Submarine crew member: is that a p-8 Poseidon?
Submarine crew member 2: holy shit that is we are all going to die.

by Dog go December 13, 2020

Ass Poseidon

When you squirt watery shit straight out your ass with the force of Poseidon himself

Jake, my tummy is doing a gurgley wurgley. Looks like I’m going to have Ass Poseidon tonight…

by Speedge McFast August 12, 2022