the portsmouth academy

tpa is a shit hole that does absolutely dogshit

the teachers are shit, they hate the students (can't blame them)

what's that school??
oh it's that shit hole!
aka the portsmouth academy

by tpa sucks November 14, 2022

portsmouth

A small town located in Aquidneck island full of snotty rich kids who only care about football games and drugs. Girls sports teams are ignored and nobody cares about them. Everyone knows everyone so there's lots of gossip and no secrets. Portsmouth is better than Middletown and Newport because a.) it isn't irrelevant, and b.) it isn't ghetto. If you live here you automatically hate Barrington, Tiverton, and the other two island towns(see above.) GO PATRIOTS. If you were raised here you're basically stuck-nobody ever leaves the island unless it's for an away football game. Non-islanders think our lives are great-top three school system, nice beaches, and big houses-until they move here themselves. But too late! They're stuck forever. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Guy-Are you coming to the game on Friday against Barrington?
Girl-Ya lol there's nothing else to do
Guy-Do you wanna go to eat after
Girl-Theres no resteraunts in Portsmouth but we can go to Providence
Guy-No way I never leave the island sorry.

by yzzbikufdfv May 29, 2018

ports hell

Coolest nigga on Xbox only nigga cooler is sigorets but he has the biggest ego on xbox

Dam ports hell has a big pp

by A nigga with no hands July 18, 2021

portsmouth

A wart on the arsehole of humanity. Marginally worse than Southampton, which is where the Scummers live(under a stone of course).

God my arse looks like it has got a 'Portsmouth' on it!!

by South Coast Hatin' Me November 25, 2006

portsmouth

a fuckin ledgendary city in the south of england situated near some shit hole called southampton.

person 1: i fuckin love portsmouth its fuckin great
person2:ye what about southapmton
person 1:scummer cunts

by 00 May 17, 2006

portsmouthian

person born or residing in Portsmouth otherwise known as 'Pompey'.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel Famous Engineer of the Industrial Revolution, is a Portsmouthian.

by evil-m December 9, 2008

linkin park project homes(Portsmouth, VA)

A bad hood where all the low-class black kids gangbang and have crackhead moms and don't know their dads are. They pick on the kids that have both their folks in the house and are marry and make good grades. All hoods in Portsmouth give public school a bad name like Woodrow wilson high, ghetto girls get knock up everyday and still think their fly and

the best thing around. All gangs are name B.M.B,Y.N.I.C, even muffin and milk(SO FAKE AND GAY) =3

I'm sick of those linkin park project homes(Portsmouth, VA) take their down to the ground like jerry wilson projects.

by 757dude March 21, 2010