ramen poodle

An unattractive person who has hair that resembles instant noodles.

whoa did you see that chick?" - Yeah I did, total ramen poodle.

by SOLARMOON July 19, 2010

poodle oiler

A rich snob.

Ugh, you're such a poodle oiler!

by Person who needs to share this April 28, 2009

poodle pop

a sexy man to whom you refer to in child-like terms in order to come across as sweet and cute

Barbie : hey poodle pop, how was your day?
Ken: just great baby, I missed you.

by kerry c September 11, 2006

poodle paddy

(n) A pile of dog shit. Similar to lawn sausage.

I stepped in a poodle paddy when I took that shortcut through the dog-owner's yard.

by heptune June 15, 2006

poodle walker

Someone lacking in testicular fortitude. Takes his girlfriends little yappy ankle biting purse dogs for walks in public displaying her complete dominance over his actions.

Bob: " that guy is such a pussy"
Jim: "what a poodle walker."

by scot olson lowndes May 6, 2014

Poodle Fucked

When someone's hair is poofy and somewhat wavy, looking as if their head was fucked up the anus by a poodle.
Fuck, poodle

Shea's hair always looks like she was poodle fucked.

by Forgotten-one December 28, 2005

Angry Poodle

A sexually based revenge move for women, which entails:

A woman getting in the dominant 69 position with her man and then simultaneously biting his scrotum, defecating on his face and barking like a poodle.

Dude, did you hear how Penelope got revenge on Charlie for that flip and rip? She gave him an angry poodle!

by JMac_attack March 2, 2011