Poobatty-Football

Poobatty-Football it the sport, played around a poobatty-ball court. Players must stand AROUND THE OUTSIDE of the court and kick the ball being used over the poobatty-net. The ball must bounce once within the other teams half before reaching players of the other team who then have 4 touches (max one per player) and as many bounces (on or off the court) as is necessary before returning the shot. If a team fails to return a shot with 4 touches then the round is lost. Scoring is the same as tennis with points, games, sets and matches, a team can only win a game by two clear points.

Whats the Poobatty-Football World Championships score? GBR are winning by 3 sets 2 games and a point.

by THE_TRAIN July 2, 2011

poobasiousness

Poobasiousness is the demonstration of Grand Poobasity

"Her Poobasiousness is making me feel nauseousness."

by Birdie June 12, 2014

Poobies

When yo chick thinks her cleavage don't stink and you do. Poop + boobies = poobies 💩( . )( . )

When yo chick be sweatin like cray, I between dem big ol poobies.

Gimme dem poobies.

by Poobies09 July 7, 2017

poobernating

The act of taking materials into a bathroom intending to spend an appreciable amount time on the toilet. Usually accompanied by a phone tablet but books and magazines may be used. Poobernating is complete once one or both legs have gone numb.

If you can’t find dad, try the bathroom. He’s been poobernating since he got home from work. He may need to have his legs amputated.

by Sdumas29 May 26, 2018

Poobie

Poobie, a white boy who lives at the gym. He chugs white monster on the daily and kisses his gains before bed. Poobie a sex god

Thot: Damn , I'm so tired of relationships tbh

Thot#2 : "fr girl, you needa get dicked down with a poobie like me"

by Thot from kik May 8, 2018

Poobalou

Poobalou, or poobaloo is an affectionate, lighthearted term of endearment. Example: What’s new, Poobalou?

What’s new, Poobalou? How’s my Poobalou?

by MsContessa September 30, 2019

Pooballs

Weird thing i say with my friends. Referencing a mans balls.

“Yo my pooballs have been aching lately”

“Oh shit lemme help you out and suck the pain outta those motherfuckers”

by My cock burns November 8, 2019